SHIT HOLE

I work at a shit hole called Park Cakes,

it is so full of wankers you can’t spot a normal lad.

Tossers like Rock, Log, Wood and Blunderbus.

They’re such a load of cunts all under one roof.

If only they could be like the sorted lads

like Mark, Alan and Sean,

but it aint to be as they call me Nick,

I’m one of a kind, a fuckin’ wanker

in their eyes and a damn good poet to boot!