Saturday 29 November 2014

MINI METRO – CHEVROLET MATIZ

MINI METRO – CHEVROLET MATIZ

Sat in the back of a car – Mini Metro or Chevrolet Matiz –
just waiting for the crash. My crash part of our crash.
Pulping my flesh, tearing skin, crushing bones.
Severing my head as my unbroken left arm twitches –
nerve ending! At my eyes’ last sight.
Mini Metro comes to rest on its side, petrol pools and burns.
Other car gently rocks on broken axle.
All die with perfect, mechanical precision.




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THE COMPLETE NICK ARMBRISTER POETRY COLLECTION Volume 2 covers it all, Nick Armbrister's work from early 1996 right through to late 2013. An epic career of poems on many topics and views. Much of his work has been published in the 'small press' poetry scene over the years and in his previous books. Also included here is new unpublished work. This book will appeal to anyone who wants to read Nick Armbrister's multi emotional work and to new readers who want to read something different and unique.

The Complete Nick Armbrister Poetry Collection Volume 1 1996 - 2013

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The Complete Nick Armbrister Poetry Collection Volume 1 1996 - 2013


THE COMPLETE NICK ARMBRISTER POETRY COLLECTION Volume 1 covers it all, Nick Armbrister's work from early 1996 right through to late 2013. An epic career of poems on many topics and views. Much of his work has been published in the 'small press' poetry scene over the years and in his previous books. Also included here is new unpublished work. This book will appeal to anyone who wants to read Nick Armbrister's multi emotional work and to new readers who want to read something different and unique.

Thursday 27 November 2014

HOW

HOW


How can we have lived through so many years,
Pointing missiles at our brothers and sisters?
We are told “They are the enemy.”
But we survived to see the new dawn.
Now I see that they are just like you and me,
They suffer, love and bleed red blood from their
Russian veins. Now if our souls rise above,
We can be one on our wonderful planet

Earth.

Wednesday 26 November 2014

new jelma no4 story extract

Friends

"We thought we'd never see you again Jelma," Chiyo said, looking concerned.
Kaito passed Jelma and Chen a beer. They were in Sera's house. This is where they first had met, seemingly decades ago. Now it was party time and catch up. Music flowed out of the speakers, some exotic Turkish gothic music with joint male/female vocals.
"I'm back now, so is Chen. Quite a different situation than before. Thanks for the beer," Jelma commented. She gave Kaito a thumbs up and smile.
"Yes, different situation. Do you remember how nervous I was and what a complete fool I made of myself before," Chen laughed. "I was very embarrassed before. But not now, eh my love?"
"It's like a different world now. Now with a new war. Yes Chen, you seemed like a shy teenager before," Jelma nodded, "you were quite sweet then too."
"Stop trying to make me blush. It's working!" Chen replied, drinking his beer.
"Ah bless him, he's bright red," Sera observed. Everyone laughed.
More beer was passed around. Another record was put on the stereo. German folk music this time. Drinking music. The hours passed slowly.

Finally, Kaito asked the question that was on everybody's minds. "How did your flight go? How did manage to do it?"

2015 writing updates...

right writing wise, next year will go a bit like this... ill do my new poem book of varied poems under jimmy boom semtex. early 15 release. im doing a jelma no4 story and it maybe done this year or then. ill see. im putting poems together for an anti war poem book too. still very early days on that project. im looking to enter free poetry competitions too, 1s i dont know of yet. i refuse to pay to enter and dont give a damn on cash prize (starving writer any1 lol?). and more importantly, im going to release a photo book on lulu (im a member of another publisher but havent released there yet. all in good time). would of released my warplane art but those artpads/folder are lost forever. so will release unique pix i took over the last year or so. do it my way; 1.3 megapixel ix lol. so there you go, my updates as it stands now.

Tuesday 25 November 2014

Taxes

Taxes


Two things are certain in life; death and taxis - no2 will rip you off and tax you to hell. You'll wish you walked and wish the rip off driver dead! Cos he taxed you to hell in his cab.

Monday 24 November 2014

MEANDERING


MEANDERING



My mind is inundated with so many thoughts,
all coursing through my mind at a thousand miles an hour.
Amongst the insecurities that dart
and dive are ones that leave me stunned
like I’m shell-shocked from a war.
Will I live forever, does love stand true to me,
is fate to be kind to me?
I can’t answer any questions about the future,
I only know the answers from my past.
If I knew them before, could I have been more successful?
I go through life by meandering along its river
trying to avoid obstacles that may destroy me.
My chances of triumph are no greater than anyone else’s
but I feel I have a small amount of luck
guiding me to my eventual outcome

whatever that may be.

Sunday 23 November 2014

“ACHTUNG PANZER!”


“ACHTUNG PANZER!”

“Achtung Panzer!” The call goes out across the frozen steppes.
Slowly they come out of the mist, low squat shapes, black shapes,
all Russian and all enemy.
With a roar to wake the devil German anti-tank guns open fire on the
Soviet tanks.
Machine guns stutter like demented woodpeckers and all hell breaks loose.
Russian tanks explode like massive hand grenades, cremating the crews alive.
They can’t break through, the Nazi lines are too strong, the attack is broken.
Some people hate war, some love it as do the anti-tank gunners, for we are

German and no one can stop us, not even god.

Saturday 22 November 2014

war party jelma no4 story extract

War party

They quickly left the city outskirts behind and flew over the low lying coastal areas then headed out to sea, keeping low. The Ground Proximity Warning System monitored their height and Chen flew by hand. Autopilot was good but Chen was better. And a Japanese F-15 or Chinese J-10 even better. He'd better be smart before arrogance took over. This was a moment he would be judged on forever.
The white Cessna jet was faintly visible against the dark blue sky and black sea. Maybe I should of asked for a black jet? Chen wondered.
He kept them at an economical cruising speed. They had hundreds of miles to fly. At low level they used up more fuel in the thick air. He looked over and saw Jelma was deeply sleeping. She'd been antsy before. Considering what they'd done, she'd coped well.
Suddenly a dark shape swept by them. Like a great big bat. It has red lights on it and was an F-15 Eagle. Oh fuck! Japanese fighter plane!
Japanese and Chinese jet fighters probed and tested each other, looking for a weakness. Often they found it and fights occurred. Shoot downs were becoming more regular. Things began to escalate. Civilian passenger flights were cancelled and No Fly Zones set up. Entering them would be suicide. Now they'd find out.
"Jelma!" Chen screamed as he increased power to full throttle and reefed their jet into a tight turn. G-force held onto them like a serial killer.
"What? Mama!" Jelma screamed. It was good she was awake. The high g-turn could snap her neck while she was relaxed. The GPWS alarm sounded.
Chen reversed his turn, rolled wings level and climbed a hundred feet. It was dark and they were too low for this type of flying. The Eagle was out of sight, for now. Chen did two more steep turns to be sure and changed course.
"An enemy, I mean Japanese fighter jet. He ghosted up on us. I had to avoid him," Chen said. He looked pale, like death.
"I know. Thanks for the warning. You think he will find us again?" Jelma tried to be strong. What are we doing here? It's madness!
Chen looked at Jelma, outside and at their radar. "I don't know. Yes, if he tries hard to find us."
"Shit," Jelma swore.
As if on que, the Eagle appeared majestically overhead. His afterburners were twin tails of fire, his red lights now off. He was ready for battle.
"Here we go," Chen shouted. He nodded at Jelma, rolled into another gut churning turn and did something remarkable; he switched on a heavy metal/alternative radio station! Rob Zombie's Dragula filled their small jet with noise. It was perfect. A dog fight against an F-15 Eagle air superiority fighter on a dark moonless night and great music.
"Fucking hell! Turn it up," Jelma commented.
"Yes," Chen maxed the volume to lucky 13.
He three quarter rolled their Citation CJ4 and turned again then climbed in a steep spiral. Then knifed downwards to the forbidding ocean. The Eagle matched his move but almost crashed into the water due to his superior speed. He was still in full 'burner. He'd be mad now!
Jelma groaned as over 4g's pressed her into her seat. She was along for the ride and kept quiet. On the radio Metallica's Enter Sandman came on. Rock n roll!
They were heading away from Japan. On one of the computer displays, their course was a red line. It was very wavy now. Chen saw this and rolled back on course. And flew on unmolested for five minutes. Suddenly orange tracer fire shot past them, feet away. The Eagle had found them again!
"Oh no! Fucking hell!" Jelma shouted.
"Something like that," Chen cursed, turning again. He did a series of S turns then kept on jinking their plane. Jelma began to feel queasy but kept quiet.
More tracer fire zoomed past, a bit further away. The jinking worked! The record changed to the Bangles Bitchin' Summer. On their flight went. Would they make it?
Suddenly another tail of fire appeared high up in the night, like a climbing meteor. Was it another Eagle? Their time would soon run out. Chen watched it and his computers, swiftly rolling till they were inverted. Then he jiggled their jet through more turns at dizzying flight attitudes. More gunfire shot past. Suddenly there was a bang behind them.
They slowed dramatically. "He's hit us. The bastard. He's actually hit my plane!"
"I know that Chen! Do something," Jelma shouted, tears in her eyes. Was this it?
"He's hit us," Chen kept saying.
Jelma took over. Literally. She looked her computer screen. It said Shut down starboard engine yes/no?  "I'm taking over ok Chen?"
She leant forward and touched yes. More instructions followed: Shutdown fuel to starboard engine yes/no? Jelma clicked yes.
The radio changed to Voodoo Child by the Rogue Traders. And the other tail of fire flew past their damaged jet. Jelma's eyed followed it. It was a black dart, a Chinese J-10 fighter. He was chasing the Eagle. This was their chance!
Jelma turned their jet onto the way the green flight course arrow was facing, to Japan. They were back on track. A sudden flash and orange glow, followed by a loud explosion, heard even over the single remaining engine and song, was heard. Who had killed who?

Chen was quiet. He was in shock. Jelma flew his Citation the rest of the journey. She let Chen rest. The Chinese Air Force J-10 fighter had saved their lives, that was obvious, turning up when it did. The rest of their low level flight was uneventful. Alternative music guided their way.

jelma no4 story extract

"We must go now. There's my jet. We can be seen stood here."
Chen bent the fence and allowed Jelma to jump over. She did so with difficulty. When Chen was over, they ran and hid behind an airport truck. Peering about, Chen nodded and led his fiancé to the plane. He clicked a small fob in his pocket and the side door unlocked and opened with a small hiss.
"Now that's cool," Jelma said.
"Yes, isn't it just. It also boots up the electrics in the jet."
Opening the side door, Chen pushed Jelma quickly and followed. Closing the door, he went to the cockpit and checked everything. Nothing was wrong. His plane had been fuelled and even washed!
"Sit in the right seat and strap in. You know the drill my love."
"Ok Chen. I love you," Jelma replied, smiling.
"I love you too. I must do the checks now," Chen whispered.
Up to now, they remained unseen. That was good as the take off checks took several minutes. When done, Chen removed the parking brake and turned on the engines. He kept the radio and take off lights OFF. Serious aviation rules and regulations were being broken. The twin Williams FJ44-4A turbofans spooled up smoothly and quickly. Chen engaged the throttles and fast taxied to the runway.
"Good luck my love," Jelma gasped, almost a prayer.
"Yes. Thank you my dear lady." Chen took his eyes off the taxi way and held her gaze. And nodded. Now! He gave it full power.
"Rock and roll babe," his lady shouted over the engines.
From three directions, airport trucks and security vehicles raced out of the coming darkness. They were too late! The Citation was passing sixty knots and approaching take off speed. A taxi way take off was crazy! Was there enough room? The nose was coming up. Hell! So was a big grey hangar!
"Come on baby, don't let me down now," Chen grunted, keeping the main wheels on the deck for another ten knots.
"Now! Lift her off. Now!" Jelma screamed.
He did so. The Citation's nose came up at a jaunty angle and they ascended to heaven like an angry angel. They'd made it!
"Fucking hell! That was close."
"Yes, it was. We took off in twenty eight hundred feet. Should of been three thousand plus. Not sure Cessna would believe us!" Chen shook his head in wonder. "This is a stunning aeroplane. Stunning."
"Really? Looks like we almost got killed. You really love your plane, don't you?" Jelma was happy to be alive, shocked at what they'd done and annoyed he loved his jet!
"We made it. Yes, I took a big risk. And we got away with it. Yes, I like my plane but don't love it. I like it as it's a cool machine. I love you Jelma. I love only you my dear."
Can't give Chen  hard time now. Not after a take off like that. My emotions are going crazy, Jelma thought. She looked out of the window. Lights from buildings and streetlamps were very close. "We're so low!"

"Yes, must avoid the radar for all of our trip. You need to let me fly now. No distractions. I don't mean to be harsh but I don't want us to crash." Chen kept one eye on the computer displays, one on Jelma.

Friday 21 November 2014

DESERT CLASH

DESERT CLASH

A murky dust laden night gives way to a searing
hot day over the barren desert.
Sun glints off metal many miles away
as aerial knights rise to do battle.
The Tigersharks get ready to fight
the Eagles in the coming battle.
Suddenly it starts as missile trails
dance through the sky and jets
leave contrails in the humid upper air.
A flash registers a hit as a plane dies,
immortality now gained.
It’s an air war like no other
because the price is the world
as forces of good battle against Lucifer’s evil.
If we lose then our planet falls into death and
anarchy.


Thursday 20 November 2014

Oil Man

Oil Man


Japan Daria died for the job he loved. How many of us can say that? Not many. He worked in the petro-chemical industry. His dream career was cut short one awful day. He died inside an 'oil' storage tank, an above ground metallic cylinder. Did he fall in or was he cleaning it? No one knows. His body is still there, in the tank, today. His dear fiancée placed a memorial sign on the tank, Japan's tank. I filled his boots but I don't want to die in them, thank you very much. I've shook his hand. When I open the tap to get fuel, out popped his hand! All preserved and leathery. Such miraculous qualities of oil and fuel. It won't bring him back to life but pauses time. Japan is now my working companion, my buddy. I talk to him. He tells me faster but safe ways to do the job. Will he look over me? Be my guardian angel on the oil site? His spirit ventures with me everywhere. We're inseparable and both love oil.

Wednesday 19 November 2014

jimmy boom semtex poem tells as it is lol

jimmy boom semtex poem tells as it is lol

Love Pumper

When does Fire Extinguisher Man become the Love Pumper? When your wife tells him that YOU don't satisfy her no more. He pops round when you're in the garage fixing your motorbike. Silent as a wraith Fire Extinguisher Man waves at dear wifey and leads her to your bed. Unbelievably slowly he undresses her. Holds her close, smiles and kisses her. Makes her feel loved and wanted. Sensually tickles her so she does THAT laugh. The one YOU never hear. Then Fire Extinguisher Man unleashes his ADVANTAGE: a big black 12 inch cock. We know where he got it from. He lets YOUR wife touch and caress it, explore it. Then when she's ready, he places it inside her pussy. Bit by bit till all 12 inches are inside. And delicately makes love to YOUR wife. The neglected wife you don't satisfy. Be advised, she enjoys Love Pumper, Fire Extinguisher Man's secondary name. Tell me hubby, how's the bike repairs going? Maybe you'd rather fuck your bike than your wife? Some blokes do, it's caught on camera. Keep on as you are; Love Pumper will service your dear wifey fortnightly. Bye for now.

Tuesday 18 November 2014

Hidden

Hidden

Call me The Baron. My full name is Nicholas Arthur Armbrister. I bloody hate that name! Do you know how I feel? My first name used when I’m naughty. “Nicholas, you’ve had a new tattoo!”
You must be part German with a name like that. Say it slowly out loud:
A-R-M-B-R-I-S-T-E-R.
They got images of Hitler’s panzers and Blitzkreig, Stukas and goose steps. No denying my heritage, I’m part German, on my dad’s side. Armbrister.
He was in the British Army in World War 2, a Tommie. None of his mates guessed he was part German. Doing his bit for King and Country. His name is Arthur. The middle name I don’t tell anyone. Even today, I’m unsure why? Makes me eccentric – Nicholas Arthur Armbrister – The Baron!
My dad is my best mate. His stories of seeing Manchester in flames, December 1940, when he was in his dad’s car going from Ashton to Oldham, fascinated me. When he was conscripted, I knew he was no German. He saw his army mates die and became a man. How can I compare? Arthur, the name I never use. Known only to me and my family.
Some things are hidden, for hidden reasons. Others are an open book, for me to decide. What would you think if I told you my middle name is Arthur? After my dad. He saw Nazi bombers high over Coppice. A silver speck against the blue. Our gunfire missed by miles. If these same planes had bombed my dad, I’d never be born or called Arthur.

He told me how he collected warm bomb shrapnel, when the Germans did bomb. Memories of an old man, passed down to me. When I’m in Manchester tonight with her, I’ll think, What is it like to see a city burn at night while under enemy air attack?

Clock Watching Agency Idiots

Numerous times I have joined a work placement agency to do a mind numbing brain dead moron work, been on the poverty line. Hard up, broke. Take your documents in, sign on the dotted line and you belong to us right now. Send me to a crap place with crap people for crap money for a crap agency. Staff UK sent me to Constellation Luggage in a run down Victorian cotton mill, £3.60 per hour. Sorting out suitcases busting your balls emptying cargo containers, stacked floor to ceiling, from Red China. Up to three separate places on as many days when I worked a week. If the idiots have not paid me the week later, where was I at? At Fashion Logistics sorting out clothes; you can’t even take a crap without the idiots interrogating you. Don’t like it there? Walk home down the motorway from Castleton to Oldham, be picked up by the Old Bill. Taxi! 
To Rescource agency, to be placed at Bernstein plc, Middleton. Now shut. A real flat pack craphole! C’mon you idiots! First the bits flat into the boxes, have to beat the record! Xxx many thousands, beat the other line! You lad, who me? Yes, you! You haven't put the piece in flat, we had to stop the line. Frig you, I don’t give a frick, I’m only here coz they won’t give me my dole. I left another crap job - Park Cakes mental asylum. I eye up all the birds all day and listen to the radio, c’mon 4pm! Agency idiots at Rescource agency even charge me £3 a day for the privilege of going to their crap job. The boss is okay, short skirt and bare legs, I’d dance close to her. Late night drinks in Manchester for this Yorkshire bint. I waited one and half hours once to be picked up, at 5.30pm - guess who drove thru the gates to the small pond/nature reserve in her Pug206? Kerry to meet her fuck, didn’t give a hell about me. Then my lift came, idiot, no doubt as your lover ravished you, Bernstein plc style. 
After that crap I went on the dole for nearly a year, 2001. My, it was a sweet time paid for doing frick all but my book “Juniper’s Daughter”. I did other agency work, same old shit but cash went up slightly. Real crapholes like Shiloh by Primetime Placement agency, Primetime hicks. The gelled up prick in a shirt who drove a new Golf said to me: “We have a cushy (crap) job, we can’t seem to fill it. Not sure why?”(You should try this, you idiot). I lasted two weeks, I wonder why? Packing nappies for Welsh pensioners! Guess what? I packed all the wrong ones on purpose, how funny is that? I worked with a professional Bangladeshi gang member who was going straight, after killing a man in a car crash, a psycotic metal head and a burned out 30-year-old ex-rocker. My boss was a cow, he told me off for swearing on my first morning, the idiot. Guess what I did? Went on the dole again and stayed there three long poverty stricken lazy years doing my poems in my mouldy council flat. 
Did a bit more agency work with Esprit agency at DTS—that was okay. I loved working with the girls, some hot ones there! I used to dream about them when I got home. 
Other agency work I did was crap in more ways than one, moving crap for Epping council at Cory Enviromental with New Wave agency, Aug and Sep06. Finished that, onto the dole again, not in smelly Oldham but in posh Essex! How I’ve moved up in the world. Was on it six months. What will I do next? More crap agency work? I’m registered with Blue Arrow, Triangle, Adecco and one I forget. Not got a single day’s work, what does that say? All crap! Run by southerners. 
I won’t mention my temp to perm crap jobs that weren’t agency but here’s a taster – Littlewoods, Glyn Webb, Dunelm and Adomast come on down! I nearly forget, one agency put me down as a fork lift truck driver at a craphole hire and fire ’em place called Metool. Yet I was told I would be a van driver’s mate and then a lorry driver, not flt. What the frick’s going on? I walked out halfway thru my 3rd day. The dole is calling…all crap! 
As the years pass, so do the shit agencies in-between free government cash. After I moved back north I was on the dole for three and a half years. I finally got a job back in the biggest craphole in Oldham - Park Cake Bakery! Run by two agencies, both crap: Gi Group and Alpha. Had an interview with Alpha. Idiot who ran it liked a certain team; I don't. No job. Then Gi Group and I was putting cherries on cakes again. For 11 months I did it before I did my grand walk out and left the dump. 
After that I did some agency courses. Castleview were pleasant Gerordie lasses. Did the course. The promised job interview never turned up. A letdown. Twit! Number 2 agency course was ok. I had the interview but never got the job. Why? Screwing the system. Before I emigrated, I registered with Blue Arrow and did five weeks at Littlewoods, Shaw. Four weeks training to get up to speed, a weeks work including New Year's Day and then laid off! Nobbers! No more agency idiots messing me about doing muppet work. 
I've emigrated out of craphole!

Monday 17 November 2014

God Isn't Great

God Isn't Great


It says on the van windscreen GOD IS GOOD. Maybe the drivers believe this. Do you? Not sure I do after watching that video. The new one of the airliner shoot down. Immediately after it hit the ground. You'd be forgiven for thinking it was a movie. See the pretty girls in figure hugging dresses run along. The old skool cool Lada cars parked up. Rural country life ripped end to end forever. See the black smoke, orange flames, grass on fire, hay burning, bits of broken plane scattered. And the passengers and crew? Dead amongst the flames and hell. But this video isn't as bad as the previous one. You don't see smoking 'things' fall out of the clouds. We were told they were people. Falling slower than the blasted jet. I'd advise having a drink before viewing this new film. As I will do when I see it again, to write this. It left me feeling what? Feelings I don't like. I struggle putting my thoughts into words. Think of the slogan GOD IS GREAT. Do the dead passengers think so? Now they're in His presence. And what of the Russian backed terrorists who shot down and murdered them? Why don't they admit their guilt instead of lying? Is it true that the Buk missile crew is half Russian? I wonder why the resident of Hrabove  waited four months to upload their video? It's set on portrait function, giving you an intimate view of hell. Chinese rice wine takes my edge of their vid. How many there now drink because they were intimate spectators of hell? Their town became Hellabove. Would have been if the wreckage landed upon them.

Sunday 16 November 2014

Poodle Dog Chews a Chav

Poodle Dog Chews a Chav

Taking my gothic black poodle out when I bumped into some chavs.                                                        
Baby chav aged five asked, “Does your dog bite?”                                                                                             
I look at him and say, “Depends on her mood, you’ll be okay.”                                                                                  
Two chavs follow behind, teenage ones. Both bastards.                                                                                           
Poodle dog takes her time sniffing the grass; I hear both chav cunts nattering on like old biddies.                                                                                                                                                    
How they case the houses out deciding which to rob.                                                                                            
I give them the look of death; I’ll fuck you up broken leg style if I catch you trying to get into my place.                                                                                                                                                           
I’ll enjoy using my fists on you and teach my gothic black poodle to crunch your bones and shit on your corpses.                                                                                                                                     

Don’t fuck with a Goth or his black poodle dog, chav enemies of the town and societies cancer.

Saturday 15 November 2014

THE POETRY, PROSE AND QUOTES OF JMS AND OTHER WRITERS

THE POETRY, PROSE AND QUOTES OF JMS AND OTHER WRITERS
Edited by Jimmy Boom Semtex
ISBN: 978-1-291-75355-4
Joyce Grenfell 1910-1979
If I should go before the rest of you, Break not a flower nor inscribe a stone, Nor when I'm gone speak in a Sunday voice, But be the usual selves that I knew. Weep if you must, Parting is hell, But life goes on, So sing as well.
It isn't necessary to read the whole of the Old Testament to understand the Ten Commandments.
Alastair Cooke

Thursday 13 November 2014

Times of Nonchalance by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Times of Nonchalance by Jimmy Boom Semtex

3G
You're as green as grass. Green green grass. Grassing people up. He smells of booze. She deals drugs, undercutting your sister. You're also a fucking arse licker. Creeping up to the boss. Sticking your tongue up his arse. Till is comes out of his mouth. You're worse than a snake. At least a snake is biological in its bites. You grass up people by choice. Green green grass. You told Staci to wake up. She's more switched on than you'll ever be. She agrees with us. That you're a grassing bitch. Every factory has a green green grass like you.

She Wolf
Once it was Fenris the wolf who lived up north. Now it's Frank the drug dealer. Council flats are cheaper up north. Leaving him more cash to buy drugs, cut them and sell them on. There's no wolves here. Only hyenas and jackals selling weed, crack and speed. Go back to London you make believe man.
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Wednesday 12 November 2014

based on a dream Buying Toy Planes

based on a dream
Buying Toy Planes
I went to a big 2nd hand sale with my mate. While there I saw many interesting things like books, mags, household stuff and more. More importantly I bought lots of toy die cast metal planes. I felt like a kid again! There was a Jumbo Jet minus it's plastic engines and Space Shuttle Orbiter, a red F-14 Tomcat from 1984, an A-4 Skyhawk from about 1965 with no canopy, a yellow and black Buccaneer and a white SR-71 Blackbird. Small Matchbox made planes. I left them on a shelf and a thieving chav stole the Blackbird! He denied having it. I said imagine the karma you'll get back. Never mind if you stole a $15 million plane. Some karma you're gonna work off. He admitted getting away nicking it. The sharp knife he had persuaded me to let him keep it. I picked up my other planes then saw my prize! There was a bottle green A-7 Corsair, some type of cranked delta Mirage/Tejas type jet and a metallic blue Mig 21 F-13! All big ones. I made sure no chavs stole these. I'd stick a swept back wing in his fucking face. I saw the boss and paid for them, wedging the planes in my carrier bags. Putting on my bike jacket, I met my mate. Then we watched our backs as we left. Screw the chav twats. I've got my metal planes!

jelma no4 story unedited scene jimmy boom semtex release

First Day

"My parents took me out for dinner in town. We were eating in McDonald's when the North Korean terrorists attacked. First they opened fire with machine guns and then they set bombs off, blowing themselves, many people and McDonald's up. My parents were both killed. They were blown apart. Nothing remained of them. They looked like red jam spread all over the walls and floor. I remember that scene very well. I was wounded. I had shrapnel wounds and was terribly burned. I carry the scars of both today, as you can see. More scars are inside, hidden. I was in a coma for three months in intensive care. I'm a casualty of war just like my parents and the other innocent people murdered that day. People in a war that first started in 1950 and won't ever end. Not anytime soon. This new conflict with our countries affects both of us. I'm sick of war Chen! Let people make love not war." Jelma explained to Chen what happened in a quiet voice. She wasn't upset. Her pain, anger and sadness had faded over the decades. Replaced by hope and love and creativity.
Chen nodded as he listened to his girlfriend describe her story. It sounded like something out of a war film or a story told by a stranger. Not an event that had happened to someone dear to him. No, that wasn't impossible. But it was. Jelma was here, right next to him, talking about her awful experience. That terrorist attack had happened to her, almost killing her. Killing her parents. And many more innocent people. He traced his fingers over the scars on her left shoulder. She let him. How was this possible? My Jelma was there. They did this to her. North Korean terrorists.
"I don't know what to say my dear Jelma. I'm lost for words. You were nearly killed decades before we met. That's wrong..." Chen commented. His gaze was stern. He looked at Jelma, saw her pain at reliving old memories. Memories where dozens of people horrifically died. Sights from a war.
"It was... it was meant to happen," Jelma replied, almost a whisper. Her gaze was a thousand yards long.
"What? Why do you say that? Are you mad?" Chen was incredulous.
Those lovely eyes locked him in their gaze. "Do you believe in fate? That something will happen, no matter what. I do. Life has taught me that. The attack I survived over two decades ago is proof of that. It was fate Chen. Every single bit of it."
Chen thought long and hard. He looked inwards. Time passed. Finally he nodded. "Yes, I believe in fate. Because fate brought us together. It never had to do but it did. I felt something was missing from my life. I felt that for most of my adult life. Even when busy studying or working, I felt it. And then I saw you, I knew it was meant to be. And I felt complete. So yes, I believe in fate. Of course, my story is very different from yours. Not as..." He couldn't finish his sentence. Profound as it was.
Jelma finished it. "Not as horrific, horrible, terrible, traumatic. And a thousand other evil bad words. Meaning pain beyond words. And meaning death."
"Oh fucking hell Jelma. I didn't want to say it. Fuck..." Chen looked at her. Her eyes were full of something. A survivor's guilt and something more. A fire, an inner strength that only people who've been to hell, and survived, have. Jelma had been to hell and she'd survived. Even though the cost was almost total: both parents dead, third degree burns, shrapnel wounds and who knew what else in her head.
"Yes, fucking hell. I was in hell. The North Korean terrorists put me there. But I endured and survived. Lots didn't, like my folks. I believe in karma and those terrorists will have a lot of bad karma to work through. Many lifetimes in fact. I don't hate them. I forgive them. Anyhow, it's good you believe in fate. It did bring us together." For the first time since meeting in the French restaurant, she smiled. And meant it.
"You're a remarkable young lady, my dear Jelma. As is your story. You're a real warrior woman. You never ever stopped fighting, not once did you? I myself know that. And to forgive like that..."
"Thank you Chen. No, I never stopped fighting. And never will. Fashion is my war, new designs my weapon, new dresses are my ammunition. I won't ever quit. I feel the same as you in that regard, not ever quitting. Am I right?"
"Yes, you're right there. I won't ever quit. My father gave me that discipline, as did my Kung Fu training. I won't ever quit you nor my business ventures. This stupid war threatens the second one. Damn them." Chen held Jelma's hand and kissed it. "It's good you're a fighter. A warrior of fashion. I like that."
"That's a nice term, a warrior of fashion. At least no one dies. What I endured gave me my fashion passion," Jelma laughed, all tension broken. She reached for her wine and drained the glass. Glad that bit is over. Hard to say, I've only told that story to a few trusted people. And there's not many of them. Now Chen knows my story.
"Anyhow, there's only one thing we can do to make amends for all your experiences my dear Jelma," Chen nodded, eating his meal. See what my young lady says to this. Let it be yes when I mention it!
"What's that then hmm? Invade North Korea and get even. Then stop all the other wars?"
"No my love. Though that's a very good thing to do. No, not that. We get married." There, he'd said it. Must watch Jelma with that wine bottle, in case she bottles me! How will she take this?
Her wine bottle was frozen in mid-air. What did Chen say? OMFG! He said it!
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" Jelma screamed. She dropped the bottle, knocked her glass over and got up. And leapt into Chen's arms. He almost toppled out of his chair.

"Yes? Awesome..."

Tuesday 11 November 2014

Outlanders

Outlanders

We are the outlanders, we're not from around here.
Don’t forget it.                                
Not from your clicky lil town.

We’re the OUTLANDERS bitch!

JUNIPER’S DAUGHTER – FRONTIER TOWN A novel by Nick Armbrister Copyright 2011 Nick Armbrister

   The naked couple of teacher and student got down to it, he instructed her on the authority structure in the dom/sub culture. One was in charge, this was the dominatrix, shortened to the dom and the one who the dom took charge over, dominated, was the submissive or sub. The rules could be altered, one could be in charge all of the time, in that case there was one set dom and one set sub but in a switch role, the positions changed. So the dom became the sub and the sub the dom. Involvement level also varied from experimental, like putting a toe in the water to see if one liked it, if so you could slowly become more involved. The more heavily involved dominatrix took it as a life style choice, as did many submissives; for various personal reasons they did this and enjoyed/hated their roles in it. The psychology could be quite complex and deep but the enjoyment level was often very satisfactory. The equipment of the dom was similar to what the English army had restrained their prisoner with. In a sex game it was not as bad when someone was restrained, generally not in traumatic physical danger. Other sexy tools were used like whips, chains, restraints, knives, gags and more.
   Juniper’s Daughter would be the submissive in the initial stages but she also needed to learn the other side, that of dominatrix to give her full understanding and experience of it. Now naked, she got ready doing what the shaman, now her dom, ordered her to. She closed her eyes and put total trust in him, so he could do his job to the best of his ability; arms in front of her the witch was now tied up with special, binding rope made from a local tree – very supple but equally strong and resilient similar qualities to a sub in this game. A blindfold was placed over her eyes so she couldn’t see what was going on, it wasn’t tied too tight but enough to give the impression of her not being in control. Then a hood was put over her head with a wooden ball in the middle to stop her talking but she could scream. Some vocal input helped give the game reality and enjoyment.
    While she was stood there, the dom whipped the witch on the back of her shapely thighs, she wasn’t ready for it so she flinched though the blow was only slight. The dom explained to his sub after he did this again the meaning of this, what he expected her to feel now and how things could progress from this stage. The sub listened and remembered each of his instructions, actions and teachings. More whippings with the whip, each a little harder till red welts appeared on her thighs and she winced at the blows. This was becoming quite serious, how far would her dom go with his sub? Enough to break her skin so she bled? Some dom’s liked that and became energised at the sight of blood from their own dominating actions but this dom didn’t do that, he stopped one level under that. Next he used water based paint to paint her body, this was a low level action showing that the dom was in charge, it was his decision to do this, not him asking his sub or her suggesting it. Around her shapely nipples and breast he painted random figures and patterns letting his imagination run wild. Then he pinched her nipples making his sub cry out in pain, it wasn’t all enjoyment, now and again the pain level had to be demonstrated, not all of the time just enough. Back to the painting for a few minutes, now her nice arse, then a hard slap on her left buttock, more on the right bringing more winces of pain from the submissive woman who was learning this new thing she was experiencing.
   Time for the spanking paddle, a wooden implement of wicked effectiveness and delight, even the name was suggestive – spanking paddle. When he had done the witch’s arse was red raw but in a nice way; a little later it was roles reversed and Juniper’s Daughter took up the role of dom and the shaman as the sub. He taught her best he could despite some language barriers; this was sorted through sign language and shouted orders. Most of the time they understood one another, even with the gimp hood blocking any vision. Over the time the witch spent with her teacher he covered all areas she needed to know, briefing her on any future situations where she would need these skills. He refreshed her basic karma sutra skills. The witch was fucked good and proper, retaining every single bit of information, feeling and position.

   Back to the cargo bay in her flying saucer under the dark depths of Wast Water, Juniper’s Daughter caught up with the monster her long lost friend who was John’s and Sarah’s child, deeply affected by radiation poisoning. The witch was safe for it was genetic and she was immune to large doses, being a Goddess of Mother Nature. She knew the monsters sex; he was of both sexes, a hermaphrodite with both a male penis and a female vagina. It wasn’t able to make love to itself due to the penis facing outwards and not being able to do a one eighty. Certainly the English army wanted to see if the monster could have fucked itself so they could genetically copy this and make self-breeding soldiers to increase the numbers of their small evil army. When someone said, “Go and fuck yourself,” they could have done just that and made more evil soldiers to take over the English landmass in the coming decades. You had to be one step ahead, never mind the genetic engineering in cryogenic nuclei fluid that they were rumoured to be experimenting one. The witch hoped she had blown that small experiment to hell when she hit the huge army warehouse in her last attack, she was unsure if there was a sister plant doing similar genetic experiments, she bet there was.
   Opening a small access panel on the smooth wall, Juniper’s Daughter took out two beers, stolen English army beer of 9% alcoholic volume. There were many more in the small storage area. She handed one to the monster, “You gotta admit the cunts are good at making beer. The only thing they’re good at. I stole these when we flew over and fired on their warehouse base. I used the gravity lift to liberate some of their beer store so now we can enjoy it. Here I’ll open it for you.”
   “Thanks Juniper’s Daughter, it’s been a bit since I had some beer, let’s have a session,” replied the monster taking the bottle from the witch. She threw the lids onto the floor. Clicking her fingers the purple light slowly changed to a nice subdued green and two low leather chairs appeared from nowhere!
   “Might as well drink in style!” she commented raising her bottle, “to us and freedom and good times!”
   “To good times and to us and to freedom,” growled the monster, taking a long slug from his bottle emptying three quarters of the one-litre contents in one go.
   “Steady on my friend!” laughed the witch, “there’s plenty more where these came from.” She finished drinking some of hers.
   “This is good shit but not as strong as the moonshine that my parents used to make in the stone house to show me what it was like. That was lethal stuff!” remembered the creature becoming misty eyed.
   “Yes I had some once that your mum had made many years ago. It was quite something!”
   Slowly the minutes ticked by and both friends chatted on times past and hopes for the future, whatever it brought. The witch needed to relax, she had been so busy over recent months, it seemed like a never-ending process battling darkness. Yes it was good to enjoy down time she idly thought, she must make more of an effort to do this. She wondered if her friend wanted to accompany her in the long term, so she asked, “Hey you know… you could journey with me full time if you want to? It gets lonely doing my job you know and I could use the company. And your home is no more. What do you say?”

   “Nice idea, I’ll have to think about it. Yes you’re right on the loss of my home…” it replied. “I could go back to the hillside and live near the rocks in a cave I know, it’s not great but it’d give me shelter. I’m skilled in growing stuff, my mother taught me the skills you taught her, that helped me to live this long. The other food I pillaged from the destroyed city far off in the valley. There were a few badly damaged shops with out of date food there, I used hundreds of tins of it over the years. I wasn’t scared of more radiation, just look at the state of me!”

Monday 10 November 2014

away. great edits lol

AWAY
On the bus away from Oldham, the place we call shithole,                                                                                                    going to Uppermill to see some sites.                                                                                                                                              Got my camera to act like a tourist.                                                                                                                                              Lots of history and things if you know where to look.                                                                                                            My mate never turned up so I went myself.                                                                                                                       Enough strenuous activity to keep me busy on a hungover Sunday.                                                                                    Saturday’s Ilkley writing festival was good, the evening beer even better.                                                                                      I look at all the posh houses and think, what could have been, with their big cars and mortgages.                                                                                                                                                       The bus travels on taking me to where?



poem i was asked to write for a couple in 2010

NICELY NICE
Black and orange butterfly flies zig zag pattern over a river dodging speedy dragonflies, low over the water at mad angles. Sense of speed beyond all else. Movement pure and simple. Past dragonfly territory, over the rocky river bank. Looking, searching for what? Something. What? Feel a little tired.
Land on a rock to rest, blur of flapping wings before a halt. Nice to chill. What the fuck? Bloody rock moves! Goddamn Pagan Goddess not a rush! Stone is alive; butterfly Fliss arrows upwards to safety. Wolf is not amused. Was resting under midday sun and his nose was tickled when a cheeky butterfly dared to land on his snout. Bloody cheek! Snap went wolf teeth. A miss!
Butterfly won't take any grief, arcs round in a high speed turn to buzz the wolf. I'll show you! Try to eat me, I'll wake you up and disturb your bloody peace for snapping your sharp teeth at me. I'm the Goddess! Round again buzzing the wolf, who's the boss? Butterfly is! 6 more times the game continues, buzz the wolf, snap go his teeth. He settles down on his haunches, enough!
Butterfly lands on his nose, soft as gossamer spider web feather snowflake, peace. Wolf speaks humbly, 'What's your name brave fast butterfly flier?' Silence for a minute. 'I'm Fliss...' They both changed and made love. The circle was complete. Butterfly was home... xxx




Sunday 9 November 2014

NEARLY THERE

NEARLY THERE

In less than an hour it will be 1997.
In this short time do you remember?
Do you shrug off the past to make way for the future
or do you hold on to the dying year
seeing every minute disappear before your eyes?
On this, the last day we have been covered by snow
and frozen by the cold as the old God Cronus turns
his hour glass over for another year.
He carries a scythe in his other hand and has a laugh
that turns us to dust.
We stand tall and are proud to welcome the new year.
I remember my other years falling by the wayside one by one.
I know it’s wrong to wish away the days
for if we do we won’t have any left until…?




Gothic Sunrise by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Gothic Sunrise by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Copyright 2014 Jimmy Boom Semtex. All rights reserved. 

ISBN: 978-1-291-91419-1

Renford had an area of rough flats, houses, bars, clubs and shops where the alternative people lived and hung out, in a town within a town, where they covered their own backs and had a bit of fun. Most of these people were Goths, metal heads, tattoo collectors, freaks, disabled people and others at the edge of a society that was on the edge anyhow. A thriving subculture lived and breathed amongst the derelict buildings missing roofs, windows, doors and often gable end walls. Many basements and cellars gave excellent underground protection from the elements and from troublesome crims who passed through the area from time to time. Some Goths carried guns but not all; in stark comparison to the crims, drug dealers, druggies and other low lives whose very lives depended on firepower and offence/defence. Most people thought the Goths and associated folk were too weird to mess around with. Rumours circulated on Devil worship, black magic, ritual sacrifice, lesbian covens and a whole lot more sordid acts. Who knew if they were true? This in itself was a good defence against the uninvited. Only the people who took part knew the real truth, the rest was smoke and mirrors.

The main club in Renford where the alternative people went was called Gothic Night; other smaller clubs dotted the locality like Hell’s Gate, Sinister and Lucifer’s Place. Pubs and bars also occupied spaces on these dark streets, notorious places like Dead Central, Standing Stones and Zombie Palace. The Goths and heavy metal people bought their leather jackets, leather combat trousers, silver jewellery and other clothes from the underground market called Satan’s Armpit. It catered for the 'underground culture'. This had over three dozen stalls and shops, people dealing in exotic things, sex for sale, massage parlours, two tattooists and much more besides, to cater for the desires of an alternative population in this part of town.

These places never went out of business, cash wasn’t exchanged but items were still “sold” for things like unwanted jewellery, tour t-shirts (very rare and old), certain personal favours and for skills offered. A silver ring could be “bought” for a semi precious stone found in the mountains or a four pack of strong locally brewed beer for a CD from one of the underground (not underground as in the market, more like cult) bands that frequented the area. A thriving little community lived and breathed in the northern area of Renford giving the people some semblance of a normal life and the town a nice little subculture that was both feared and respected.

Some of the characters were: Denise, a middle aged a Goth who was full of tattoos showing all manner of shocking things. She had jet-black hair and a full figure that was accentuated in her tight black leather dress she always wore. What she did for a living was debatable. Then there was Jason who was in his thirties, a Goth guy who wore old gothic tour tops from when the original bands toured so long ago. His tops were worth a fortune but no one dared try and take them, Jason could handle himself with some little known Eastern Martial Arts. He was a musician and a writer amongst other things. Craig ran a shop selling old coins and dog eared postcards from a basement in the dark part of town; he was a fifty something Goth who knew everyone and their business. He helped many a person who had a problem and had contacts up and down the country, even in the occupied areas. Sandra was a widow from cancer that stole her dear husband when he was just twenty-two years old. They had just been married a year and she always had his photo on her and her flat was a shrine to him and what could have been. She specialised in painting artwork on the back of leather jackets and other art genres. Sandra was very pretty but chose to remain a widow and never love again; sex was a different matter though. Another character was Rolo because he was the biggest Goth in Renford, weighing in at twenty-eight stone and standing seven foot two. He was shaped like a guinea pig standing on its back two legs; he had a prodigious appetite and ate anything including live rats. He worked as security for various clients in the alternative quarter of town and as a minder when bands were on tour in the area. These were just a selection of some of the people who inhabited the gothic part of Renford; different parts of town had other characters that were equally interesting.

Music wise there were several quality bands that played heavy dark music which gave off negative energy that the alternative people loved. Bands like Gothic Sunrise who had a lead singer called Katie Kat who wrote the song lyrics and sang live, never failing to entertain her audience. Now and again she picked a nice looking lady from the fans and had lesbian sex on stage as the band played an instrumental track. She also fucked nice looking teenagers when her desire turned that way and was a real goer who looked the part in her gothic make up, alternative dresses, combat boots and lithe little body. When the Gothic Night venue had a battle of the Goth bands on, Katie Kat’s band always played and did well in the contest. Their main rivals were the Supersonic Snails, a guitar driven Goth metal band with a singer called Angie the Witch, a worthy rival to Katie Kat when it came to looks, singing and antics. The girls were friends but some very entertaining catfights had erupted over the years. Wounded pride in one or two band competitions created mini legends surrounding the two and their rival bands. A planned duet on stage had yet to go ahead, as had an even hotter live lesbian sex show with the two singers backed up by live music.

Saturday 8 November 2014

Caught Up In a Fairy Tale

Caught Up In a Fairy Tale

My dreams haunt me as does the music, drunk I dance to the mesmerising tales told by the songs of 25 years ago, as real now as back then. The heady rush of the moment takes me and lifts me up ever so high until my primeval fear snatches my euphoria away like committing an armed robbery on a child for his sweets.
Cold war nightmare returns with a dozen vengeances as I dare to lift the veil of the nightmare, I only wanted to peek inside! Nena and Frankie got it right in their two songs 99 Red Balloons and Two Tribes. We really did live in a nightmare but with such erotic desires - do anything you want do coz after they drop the bomb and nuke us all in World War3 no one will be left to care or give a damn.
I hear my mother ask me what you want for Xmas son. Mother I want this... to go back to Xmas in 1986 and to see a nuclear war, for the Warsaw pact/Soviet forces to come across the Fulda gap and the north German plain. For NATO to stop their conventional forces with tactical nukes after air power fails, the heady rush of nuclear escalation killing us all, overwhelming our planet irradiating our world darkening our skies with nuclear mushroom clouds.
On and on and on I writhe in ecstatic enjoyment seeing the work of the devil thru Christian believing Western men bringing on the end of their, our, world stopping the heathen red menace with all they’ve got. You see it was a matter pride not common sense that made them react they were trained well.
Now after watching my Xmas gift, I ask to go home. I hear no reply. Slowly it dawns on me, I can’t go home and there is no home. Just an irradiated world stuck in Xmas 1986, totally destroyed. What did I wish for? Am I dreaming a nightmare that I’m stuck in, did the veil fall after I looked inside drawing me in a prisoner?

I can say what a fuckin' rush, I don’t need drugs they’re for pussies I just need my Cold War music and my mind that is like a television. On and on the music plays as the Pershing 2 and Cruise Missiles launch as F-16s and other jets battle it out in the winter heavens as the countdown to the end begins. Who said the darkness wasn’t fun? Who did win in the end of the world?