Monday 28 December 2015

Chuff Hunter

Chuff Hunter

The call goes out "Chuff hunter! Chuff hunter! Chuff hunter!"
The music is the same it sounds like a car alarm,
change the station, the majority carries the vote.
Put Radio 1 back on! Just pop/rock and better than chuff hunter music.
But R1 doesn’t play my music - the Gathering or Emilie Autumn.
So I am a minority of a minority.
Music for London blood clot men and Essex wide boys in their pimped up cars boom boxes shifting sounds.

Put Classic FM on! Or Choice FM, chuff hunter central, it's all the bloody same.

Saturday 26 December 2015

HAVE NO HATE, NOT

HAVE NO HATE, NOT
You just can’t grasp how much I hate the jumped up bullshit commercialism that is Xmas.                
I’m not a capitalist knob who loathes spending money, spending cash aint on my radar scope.    The commercial side of Xmas is crap, parting with dollars you’ve not got. To line the capitalist’s pockets, fat cat bastards. Fuck them! Buy two hundred beers and get pissed instead.
I don’t give a hoot on their views or hurt feelings. My anger will nail them to the fucking door. If I need something, I’ll go and steal it from you, got mugs to use on speed dial. You big fat rich capitalist.
What of the snow? All white and pretty. I’ll turn it red with your blood from your broken fucking nose, when you comment on snow. Shove your winter views up your fucking arse. To the snow lovers, I dare you to be in one metre of me and say you like snow.

This poem isn’t over. I’ll add to it when something else gets on my fucking tits.

Wednesday 23 December 2015

No8 Chinese Prosperity

No8 Chinese Prosperity 

On holiday in Taiwan enjoying a break on the west coast, fine five star hotel, great scenery, nice beach and pretty gals. Two weeks of bliss at a new holiday destination. Little was I aware that Red China was about to plan her invasion to unite her renegade province by force. Recent jet air combats left an uneasy peace with Taiwan the victor.

I got up at dinnertime after a long heady night out to see short range rockets hit the train station. Huge blasts ruptured the sky knocking me senseless. Medium range missiles thundered inland hitting hell knows what. Taiwanese jet fighters rose in their dozens form their bases and headed west. Distant explosions rocked the blue summer Asian sky, what do I do as the air attack sirens sound? 

Tuesday 22 December 2015

agy




Agy

More empty promises from the likes of you agency liars.
Carve up the job market with a promise of work.
Little do we know how you have wrecked this industry.
And it’s all monkey work, I’ve seen a monkey do a better
Job than you! Move brown boxes from A to B in a futile
Effort for a bit of pocket money, no hard cash here.
Empty promises and sugar-coated lies. Take it from me,
Never register with one of these agencies, either go on

The dole or get a real job or do cash in hand illegally.
 

Monday 21 December 2015

Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series Two by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series Two by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Lifting up her skirt, he gently stroked her long legs. With one hand he found her panties. Rubbing the front, she became wetter.
"Take me. Oh take me now!" Nalma gasped, at the height of arousal. Fire Extinguisher Man tickled her clit. She laughed and bit his lip.
"That's the way my Asian babe, that's the way. You're so bloody beautiful baby," Fire Extinguisher Man whispered, meaning it.
Inserting one finger, he massaged the sides of Nalma's cunt. Her legs trembled and she kissed for the Indian sub continent. A winner. With his free hand, Fire Extinguisher Man undid his belt buckle and slid his cream chino trousers down. His advantage popped out of his boxer shorts, ready for action. Working on Nalma's clit, he made her cum. It didn't take long. She screamed. Pussy juice ran over his hand. It smelled both musty and fresh.
Nalma placed a hand on his neck and they kissed some more. Her other checked out Fire Extinguisher Man tool. She swore when she realised how big it was. Taking the hint, her lover pulled her panties aside and put his massive cock on her pussy, pushing his bell end in. It was his turn to groan. Nalma's orgasm returned when Fire Extinguisher Man stimulated her, putting eight more inches inside her. Her cunt tightened on the massive muscle; he began pumping away for Pakistan. Asian babes were the best. They were so exotic.
Fifteen minutes later their first quick fuck was over. It broke the ice in ways that talking never would. Nalma lay in Fire Extinguisher Man's arms. Her brown skin stark against his white body. His tool was the colour of her hair. He ran his fingers through, it was so fine. Nalma is beautiful. I think she's the finest lady I've ever met.
"That was wonderful," she said, smiling at her new lover.

Saturday 19 December 2015

NAV

NAV

Hard to believe that the seagulls inland are lost.                                                                                               

How an earth did they end up dozens of miles from the coast?                                                                    

Don't they know Blackpool is an hour away by car?                                                                                       

Give the seagulls a lift or lend them your Tom Tom sat nav.                                                                                                                       

I saw a huge white gull looking for the ocean.                                                                                          

This way and that the poor bird flew.                                                                                                                      

I pointed west and where I thought Blackpool was.                                                                                     

The seagull knew I was wrong and dive bombed me.                                                                                                      

A big blob of bird shit spattered my black boots!                                                                                                          

I raised my fist in anger and he (or she) tried to peck my bloody eyes out!                                                             

I leave it to God to direct lost seagulls!



Tuesday 15 December 2015

Hals Und Beinbruch

Hals Und Beinbruch
Why does German gothic/industrial/electro body music/gay high energy music sound just that? Is it because it is? Blended together by geniuses who know their art. They see the world differently than us. And this is their gift. The music of madness. Think of HR Geiger's art in audio form. Taking you on a journey not known where? Will you emerge from the other side? Enjoy the trip. Myself, I'm booked on the next one. See you soon at the other side of madness.

Monday 14 December 2015

My Blade, My Life (by Mel)

My Blade, My Life (by Mel)
With trembling hands, she reaches for her blade. She tells herself it will be the last time.
She tells herself this every time.
She never succeeded before, but will just have to now.
With the blade in her hand, she breaks out into a cold sweat.
She starts shivering and her heart beats faster.
She thrives on these feelings,
she tells herself she must do it, and she knows what she is about to do, but she does not care.
She takes the blade and slits her wrists -
Bad, real Bad...
The blood starts pouring from her wrists, exposing bone, flesh - her hands dangling -
She drops the blade and minutes later drifts off into a world of her own. Her life had little meaning, and now - No meaning at all.
She had to do it.
Now she is free from pain and suffering.
And now she has succeeded....

Thursday 10 December 2015

DO IT TO ME

DO IT TO ME
Take me now and smash me upon the rocks until my body is broken,
lift me up ever so high to the heavens and drop my bones to the bare earth,
crush me under the weight of the sun until my back turns to ashes,
lay me to rest under the stars until the worms eat my corpse,
paint my skin the colour of the rainbow, then sprinkle stardust in my hair,
drink my blood and eat my flesh in a celebration of my life –
do all this to me all at once as I do it to the written word again and again.


Tuesday 8 December 2015

Only One (for the unnamed babies aborted in Red China)

Only One (for the unnamed babies aborted in Red China)
The Red Chinese authorities strictly enforced their one child policy.
One young lady felt her baby kick regularly.
This child will be a strong one.
Not to be!
At eight months old her baby was terminated.
A bad abortion but successful.
Rule enforced, only one child allowed, not two.
You must follow the law!
Poor lady was shown her dead baby.
Sent her into shock and mental illness.
Now years later her mind is damaged.
My poor baby she cries, they murdered him.
He was a human life, he kicked inside me.
Oh the karma!
It will repay you all for your rules and actions.
You took my baby's life before he ever lived.

Monday 7 December 2015

Second Shadow Jimmy Boom Semtex

Second Shadow


Jimmy Boom Semtex

Ragheads
Daesh Isis ragheads are just that. Doing rather nasty things to other Muslims, non-believers and anyone else who crosses their path. Chopping off hostages' heads, burning captured pilots alive, drowning other Muslims, setting car bombs off and pimping young girls as wives/sex slaves. Many disaffected white honkeys jog off to join Daesh. The reasons are many: to kill, get an underage wife, have an adventure, escape the law or join the raghead caliphate. Some think Daesh are the West's puppets. Made by the USA. The reasons why have gone. Now we must kill them. Christians v Muslims in a holy war crusade. One thing which is cool is seeing smart bombs kaput the ragheads. Send them off to meet their maker. If they're blown to pieces, will they get 72 virgins? A shame we can't ask them. The trip is one way.

Sunday 6 December 2015

Those Sexy Thighs Jimmy Boom Semtex

Those Sexy Thighs
Jimmy Boom Semtex
Her legs were to die for. They were often wrapped about some younger male lover or her housemate. Zas was very open minded and wild in bed. This was odd, considering how conservative most Peruvians were. Was it purely personal choice?
Right now, Zas was wearing a strap on dildo and fucking a lady named Clare. The two met online and after an exchange of hot emails decided to make it real. Gasps and sighs filled Zas' bedroom while Clare licked her pussy. They filmed it for posterity.
The dildo was bright orange in colour and was called The Thunder Head. It glistened with pussy juice. The nylon straps that held it in place were jet black. It was a ferocious fourteen inches long and a work of art. A thing of great beauty giving total satisfaction. It was handmade and numbered. Zas had number 227. It retailed at $2,000. Only connoisseurs and collectors bought them.
Clare lay on her back and took it like Clare, with open legs and wide eyed satisfaction. She moved with Zas who was going all out, panting and breathing deeply. The raised bumps on the inner side of the dildo stimulated Zas' clit; she was almost coming. She speeded up so Clare would too, a shared experience.
"Fucking hell! Fuck me, fuck me," Clare gasped. Her climax was close.
"I'm on it, here we go," Zas replied, with exertion. Her thrusts were deep and smooth. The dildo bumps brought her to her peak and she screamed. Sweat glistened on her back and ran down her face.
"Ah, right on the nose. Just great!" Clare came, joining her lover. It was perfect timing. Both ladies shouted and groaned like experienced adult actresses. It was an artful scene.

Friday 4 December 2015

Endure the Wave by Jimmy Boom Semtex

First day

"My parents took me out for dinner in town. We were eating in McDonald's when the North Korean terrorists attacked. First they opened fire with machine guns and then they set bombs off, blowing themselves, many people and McDonald's up. My parents were both killed. They were blown apart. Nothing remained of them. They looked like red jam spread all over the walls and floor. I remember that scene very well. I was wounded. I had shrapnel wounds and was terribly burned. I carry the scars of both today, as you can see. More scars are inside, hidden. I was in a coma for three months in intensive care. I'm a casualty of war, just like my parents and the other innocent people murdered that day. People in a war that first started in 1950 and won't ever end. Not anytime soon. This new conflict with our countries affects both of us. I'm sick of war Chen! Let people make love not war." Jelma explained to Chen what happened in a quiet voice. She wasn't upset. Her pain, anger and sadness had faded over the decades. Replaced by hope and love and creativity.
Chen nodded as he listened to his girlfriend describe her story. It sounded like something out of a war film or a story told by a stranger. Not an event that had happened to someone dear to him. No, that wasn't impossible. But it was. Jelma was here, right next to him, talking about her awful experience. That terrorist attack had happened to her, almost killing her. Killing her parents. And many more innocent people. He traced his fingers over the scars on her left shoulder. She let him. How was this possible? My Jelma was there. They did this to her. North Korean terrorists.
"I don't know what to say my dear Jelma. I'm lost for words. You were nearly killed decades before we met. That's wrong..." Chen commented. His gaze was stern. He looked at Jelma, saw her pain at reliving old memories. Memories where dozens of people horrifically died. Sights from a war.
"It was... it was meant to happen," Jelma replied, almost a whisper. Her gaze was a thousand yards long.
"What? Why do you say that? Are you mad?" Chen was incredulous.
Those lovely eyes locked him in their gaze. "Do you believe in fate? That something will happen, no matter what. I do. Life has taught me that. The attack I survived over two decades ago is proof of that. It was fate Chen. Every single bit of it."
Chen thought long and hard. He looked inwards. Time passed. Finally he nodded. "Yes, I believe in fate. Because fate brought us together. It never had to but it did. I felt something was missing from my life. I felt that for most of my adult life. Even when busy studying or working, I felt it. And then I saw you, I knew it was meant to be. And I felt complete. So yes, I believe in fate. Of course, my story is very different from yours. Not as..." He couldn't finish his sentence. Profound as it was.
Jelma finished it. "Not as horrific, horrible, terrible, traumatic. And a thousand other evil bad words. Meaning pain beyond words. And meaning death."
"Oh fucking hell Jelma. I didn't want to say it. Fuck..." Chen looked at her. Her eyes were full of something. A survivor's guilt and something more. A fire, an inner strength that only people who've been to hell, and survived, have. Jelma had been to hell and she'd survived. Even though the cost was almost total: both parents dead, third degree burns, shrapnel wounds and who knew what else in her head.
"Yes, fucking hell. I was in hell. The North Korean terrorists put me there. But I endured and survived. Lots didn't, like my folks. I believe in karma and those terrorists will have a lot of bad karma to work through. Many lifetimes in fact. I don't hate them. I forgive them. Anyhow, it's good you believe in fate. It did bring us together." For the first time since meeting in the French restaurant, she smiled. And meant it.
"You're a remarkable young lady, my dear Jelma. As is your story. You're a real warrior woman. You never ever stopped fighting, not once did you? I myself know that. And to forgive like that..."
"Thank you Chen. No, I never stopped fighting. And never will. Fashion is my war, new designs my weapon, new dresses are my ammunition. I won't ever quit. I feel the same as you in that regard, not ever quitting. Am I right?"
"Yes, you're right there. I won't ever quit. My father gave me that discipline, as did my Kung Fu training. I won't ever quit you nor my business ventures. This stupid war threatens the second one. Damn them." Chen held Jelma's hand and kissed it. "It's good you're a fighter. A warrior of fashion. I like that."
"That's a nice term, a warrior of fashion. At least no one dies. What I endured gave me my fashion passion," Jelma laughed, all tension broken. She reached for her wine and drained the glass. Glad that bit is over. Hard to say, I've only told that story to a few trusted people. And there's not many of them. Now Chen knows my story.
"Anyhow, there's only one thing we can do to make amends for all your experiences my dear Jelma," Chen nodded, eating his meal. See what my young lady says to this. Let it be yes when I mention it!
"What's that then hmm? Invade North Korea and get even. Then stop all the other wars?"
"No my love. Though that's a very good thing to do. No, not that. We get married." There, he'd said it. Must watch Jelma with that wine bottle, in case she bottles me! How will she take this?
Her wine bottle was frozen in mid-air. What did Chen say? OMFG! He said it!
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" Jelma screamed. She dropped the bottle, knocked her glass over and got up. And leapt into Chen's arms. He almost toppled out of his chair.

"Yes? Awesome..."

Thursday 3 December 2015

Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing, :) By Jimmy Boom Semtex - Nick's world of writing

Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing, :) By Jimmy Boom Semtex - Nick's world of writing

Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing, :) By Jimmy Boom Semtex

Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing, :)



Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing, :) is the new poetry collection by alternative author Jimmy Boom Semtex. The fifteen thousand words cover many areas in different sections. Aircraft are covered in the first section, people in the second, alternative writing in the third and strange things in the last part. A bonus section includes Jimmy's joint writing project with dark romance author P.J. Reed. This book compliments and adds to Jimmy's other unique poetry/prose collections.