Prick

I saw a prick in the kebab shop.

Dressed ok, he was a man prick there for a gal.

Putting her in a taxi after she’d mislaid her husband.

 

Stupid cow!

 

Prick hummed and hawed on her lost man.

Then going on how he was thrown out of the club.

The reason: he wanted to hit a pal who danced with his ex galfriend.

 

Jealous cunt!

 

Can't let go of your ex local bitch.

A bitch like you who left you.

Good riddance prick.

 

You put mislaid husband's wife in a cab.

I watch and listen in.

Prick runs off like a pussy due to the rain.

 

What a coward!

 

Did he fuck you in a dark alley?

Pity poor lost husband.

Or hubby shagging prick's ex now prick is outa the club?

Fucking in the bogs in a crap club in a crap northern.

Maybe wifey and prick did lose out.

 

Muppets.