Double Gonk

Double Gonk.

I want Gonk to double his body weight from 9 stone to 18. He's twice the man then and can carry two machine guns instead of one. And between wars when Double Gonk works at Park Cake Bakerie's, he can stick two white chocolate buttons on the arseholes of Colin the Cattapillar cake at the same time. Cos Double Gonk is twice the man that he was before. He can wear two uniforms at once; marine amd Park Cakes. Take your pick: bullets or cakes. In the field of battle Double Gonk can strangle two Rag Heads at once, one a hand. Or deploy two weapons at once, for example, a 50 Cal with fire for effect in his right hand and a 40mm grenade launcher in his left. Then he's Vieto Willy, cutting Charlie down. Give Double Gonk a war and he fights twice as hard than the original Gonk, ending the bloodshed double quick time. He's deployable to two different warzones kicking butt. Watch out Iran and North Korea. Double Gonk is coming. Twice the man he used to be, twice the lover with twice the women. In two places at once. Loving and fighting, what Double Gonk loves doing most. Duane the Marine and Bakery Operative.