OLDHAM TOWN

 

It’s a town full of all types of people –

bums, alkies, druggies and thugs.

There is a type of person to suit everybody

and the local pubs are full of them.

Take a trip down Yorkshire Street

to Yates and No 62’s and there are dickheads

galore all wearing designer jeans

and silk shirts acting hard.

The women aren’t much better

with gym slip mums and flat slags

who are yours for the price of a drink.

This is Oldham, our glorious northern town.