A Bit Rude

When I was driving on the road I met a bus driver who was a real mad chap. He turned the air blue at my driving when I cut him up.

I stopped my car to remonstrate with him my blood was up.

Not the only thing that was up.

As he stepped down from the bus I was so shocked!

He had just a white shirt on and fluorescent green rubber underpants with the spike on the inside.

A hideously big bulge poked from the front and I turned to run, glancing over my shoulder. He was gaining on me!

He held a big black whip.

Crap! I’ll never cut up a bus again!

If I get outa this with my ring piece intact...