Sunday, 20 July 2014

Turd Dog

Turd Dog

I had a really big shit at Park Cakes,
big like Colin the Caterpillar wedding cake.
The cleaning woman went fucking mental,
You blocked up the toilet!
My mate heard it and laughed.
I commented, Use the warning cone to unblock it!
A turd as big as my dog.
My tubes were well and truly emptied!

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