MR PUMP

Come and meet Mr Pump! Mr pump, Mr Pump!

Give me 17.5% discount on my chicken burger.

No? Cock sucking teen punk. Crooked base ball cap –

prick, walk with a swagger – twat.

Who are you? Number one, no one.

Burger is shit anyhow. Meet Mr Pump!

Kneel down punk, take the camel in your gab.

Big gab! Suck the camel!

See you cry for mummy

and beg for mercy.

You’ll have PTSD if I let you live, punk!