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Hard to believe that the
seagulls inland are lost.
How an earth did they
end up dozens of miles from the coast?
Don't they know
Blackpool is an hour away by car?
Give the seagulls a lift
or lend them your Tom Tom sat nav.
I saw a huge white gull
looking for the ocean.
This way and that the
poor bird flew.
I pointed west and where
I thought Blackpool was.
The seagull knew I was
wrong and dive bombed me.
A big blob of bird shit
spattered my black boots!
I raised my fist in
anger and he (or she) tried to peck my bloody eyes out!
I leave it to God to
direct lost seagulls!
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