Chuff Hunter

The call goes out "Chuff hunter! Chuff hunter! Chuff hunter!"

The music is the same it sounds like a car alarm,

change the station, the majority carries the vote.

Put Radio 1 back on! Just pop/rock and better than chuff hunter music.

But R1 doesn’t play my music - the Gathering or Emilie Autumn.

So I am a minority of a minority.

Music for London blood clot men and Essex wide boys in their pimped up cars boom boxes shifting sounds.

Put Classic FM on! Or Choice FM, chuff hunter central, it's all the bloody same.