Sunny Day

What a beautiful day to go to the dentist.                                                                                        
A lovely winter's day.                                                                                                              
Clear blue sky, sun shining.                                                                                                           
I had my filling at the tooth butcher.                                                                                                     
Not too stressful.                                                                                                                           
Saw all the ankle biter teenagers leave school, flood the bus.                                               
When they run the country, its screwed.                                                                                      
Woman in front of me yaks on about football season tickets.                                                     
Even Oldham looks 'nice' in the sun.                                                                                              
It would look even better under a big nuclear bomb!                                                                 
Then I'd need no fillings cos we'd all be dead, irradiated ash.                                                                 
 As pretty as the sun.