Monday, 16 February 2015

new from jimmy boom semtex

They were in a Chinese owned hotel in London. Ning Ning knew the owner and got a free room. Fire Extinguisher Man would stay a few days. Ning Ning said money was no problem; the gigolo would pocked a couple of grand from this trip.
"Please take off your clothes." He did so, taking his time to show off his physique.
"You must work out then, to look like that," the Chinese lady said, scrutinising her guest.
"I have my own gym and am a member of two more. I like jogging and doing exercise. And making love," Fire Extinguisher Man replied.
"You can make love to me now." Ning Ning pointed to the luxurious bed. In swift movements she took off her business suit and underwear.
In the understatement of the century, Fire Extinguisher Man thought her body was beautiful. There was lots of untapped potential here. A continent of desire to be explored and conquered.
"You like me?"

"Yes. Yes, I do. Very much. You're beautiful."

Sunday, 15 February 2015

Endure the Wave by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Copyright Jimmy Boom Semtex 2014 all rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-326-11768-9
Endure the Wave 
by Jimmy Boom Semtexy Sera. Come and get it and show us the dress," Chiyo gleefully commented.

She passed Kaito a small cup.
"Lovely," Kaito said, sipping her tea.
"I'll just be a minute," Sera replied from the changing room.
"Ok, see you soon," Chiyo nodded, adding, "We promise to save you some tea!"
"You better," Sera laughed.
Kaito finished her cup and got another from the kettle. She liked it. Would she drink Sera's? Not if Sera could help it! She emerged like a dart from the room, a big grin on her face. Everyone looked at her.
"Oh my fucking Lord!" exclaimed Kaito.
"Hakucho," Chiyo exclaimed.
"I'll have my tea now," Sera said with an air of grace, nose held high.
"It's there... on the table," Chiyo pointed.
"Please pass it me," the model ordered, standing there like an exotic statuette.
"There you go," Kaito whispered. "I wasn't going to drink it."
"Thank you. It looks sweet. I know."
"It is sweet Sera. It doesn't look as good as you. She looks fab, doesn't she Chiyo?"
"Yes she does Kaito. Amazing."
There was a short pause as the two designers gawped at their design, modelled on their friend Sera, who sipped her tea. She really did look like royalty.
"Why are you whispering and in shock," whispered Sera.
"Because you look like the Queen of England or Princess Diana," Kaito gasped. Chiyo nodded.
Sera danced about, laughing. "It's just a dress, it's just a dress, it's just a dress..." she sung.
Chiyo and Kaito smiled, looked at one another and joined their friend, dancing around the room, singing, "It's just a dress, it's just a dress, it's just a dress..."
It was a touching and surreal scene. Finally Sera stopped dancing, she collected the others in her arms and hugged and kissed them both. They all approved of the dress. The tea was forgotten.

YOUR HOUSE

YOUR HOUSE


You build your home in a dangerous place: don’t you think you’re at risk against nature’s might? A danger of landslides and bush fires all waiting to happen to you and your little home. You say the view is great and there’s so much land.
Just stop and think, remember back to last year and the tragedy when ten died fighting to save what was theirs and failed.
Now you’re okay and the sun shines down making you happy, no cares in your world.
Who knows how long till the flames will sear your bones and char your house in the next disaster in your area?


Saturday, 14 February 2015

Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series One by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series One by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Copyright 2015 Jimmy Boom Semtex. All rights reserved.

To look at him, you'd think he was 'normal'. This is because physically he is but for one thing. And this one thing gives him his power over everyone else. Including your pretty darling wife. His penis is twice the average length. Twelve inches instead of six. Fire Extinguisher Man is white; his tool is black. Extra skin pigments? Only he knows the real truth. Maybe one day Fire Extinguisher Man will share the reason why he's got a big twelve inch ****.
Fire Extinguisher Man's first lady to satisfy was Mel. Mel was a twenty eight year old secretary at a local plastic factory. Her husband, Lee, was the Managing Director. He spent more time at work than with his wife; she was being neglected. Mel's friend suggested that she answer Fire Extinguisher Man's advert in the local paper. A quick email and it was arranged. While hubby was doing overtime, Fire Extinguisher Man called round to satisfy his darling wifey.
The house was in a plush neighbourhood of Maidenhead. A Jag and MG sports car were parked on the drive. With an air of confidence, Fire Extinguisher Man walked up to the large varnished front door and rang the bell. A jazzy tone sounded deep inside the house. Minutes later the door opened and a shy but pretty lady peered past the edge. Fire Extinguisher Man smiled and nodded. The lady tried to speak. Her words were everywhere.
"It's ok Ma'am. Please don't be nervous. I'm Fire Extinguisher Man. You emailed my ad and here I am," Fire Extinguisher Man replied with a smile.
"Yes... yes I did. Please forgive me, I'm a bit shy. I... I..." Mel struggled to reply.
"Please don't be shy, it's fine. I won't hurt you. I promise."
"That's nice to know. Please come in. I don't mean to be rude and keep you waiting there." Mel composed herself and opened the door. Fire Extinguisher Man stepped inside.
"What a wonderful house." It was. The signs of opulent living were everywhere. Hubby must be loaded. The TV was a hundred and eight inches alone in size. Must be the Fire Extinguisher Man version. Larger than life.
"Do you want coffee?" Mel asked. She indicated to the plush mauve leather settee. Fire Extinguisher Man took the hint and sat down.
"Yes, coffee would be nice. I take it black and strong with two sugars, please."
"Ok, I'll just go make it. Won't be long." Mel disappeared into the kitchen.
They chatted away about themselves. Mel explained why she was unhappy. Her husband had bought the plastic firm and turned the business around. He was a worker before he was a lover and their marriage was suffering. Hence Fire Extinguisher Man being here with Mel. Fire Extinguisher Man told Mel why he did what he did. It was an interesting story. Time flew by and they soon got down to action on the settee, all shyness gone.
With the grace of a swan, Fire Extinguisher Man undressed Mel. One bit of clothing at a time, starting with her white Hollister t-shirt, her tight black jeans, pink socks and finally, her sexy underwear. The sexy underwear bought by her husband and never enjoyed by him. Fire Extinguisher Man admired it and the lady wearing it.

Friday, 13 February 2015

Fashion Sharks by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Fashion Sharks by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Copyright Jimmy Boom Semtex 2014 all rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-291-88457-9
In the office, Jelma was all business. She looked the part in her severely cut pinstripe women's suit. She stood by the whiteboard and drew out six points of importance about her new dress design. Turning to face her audience, Jelma clicked the remote in her left hand and brought up the PowerPoint display. Addressing her colleagues, her pretty face nodded and she explained her design process and production plan. She left out the difficulty with the shoulder straps. One man raised a hand and caught Jelma's eye. She nodded.
He asked, "It looks good, in fact excellent. The shoulder straps must have been a challenge?"
Jelma took a few seconds to answer, "Thank you for your comments and thoughts. Yes the shoulder straps were... a challenge. Now all is done."
"I see," said the businessman.
"I will unveil my pre-production copy for you. You will get an idea of the finished version," the younger designer replied. She picked up her iFone and made a quick call. In seconds a colleague brought a covered clothes hangar into the room and left.
"Is that it?" asked a female colleague.
"Yes it is. Now I will unveil it."
Jelma placed the hangar upon a chrome wall hook by the whiteboard. In one single swift sweep of her arm, she withdrew the white cover. The audience, her audience, were silent. All saw the dress. Not a word was said.
Now is the time of judgement. For me, my skills, my career and above all, judgement of my dress.

war poems

MAN’S KILLING WEAPONS

Please say I’m not seeing this, what I see before me.
It’s so terrifying. I think of all those people killed
and those who die and I fall apart inside.
This is the cutting edge of man’s deadly technology.
I see Cobra gunships diving and obliterating
their targets…
These gunships first flew in 1968
and will be in service until 2030.
Just imagine all those who have perished
before the Cobra’s guns – Vietnam, the Gulf, Somalia and beyond.
All in the name of progress. They’re man’s killing
weapons to obliterate, kill and annihilate.
When Armageddon comes beware and prey that you
die first in a quick death by the Cobra.

SWEET SIXTEEN

Look at all those graceful curves and deadly lines,
this is definitely a warplane and it has been blooded in combat.
As we start this New Year will the sweet sixteen see combat?
Over the years names such as Iraq, Bosnia and Israel
have become world famous with the F-16 air to air victories
over Mig 21s, Mig 29s and Soko Galebs
and a whole lot more. It says, “Don’t mess with the 16.”
It could be a year of peace but that I somehow doubt.

 







HUN 1

Deck of Glorious rising up and down,
anymore and we can’t launch.
See my mates fly off—now it’s me!
Full throttle and my Gladiator is up
and away, biplane wings biting the air,
Norway bound to kill the Hun.
What! No airfield with neat grass strip,
petrol bowsers, NAAFI shop? Are you nuts?
Where do we land? On a farm track or hidden
beach, a road in a town? No! On a frozen lake.
One metre of ice to be a concrete pad.
See the snow white lake frozen solid
over the mountains, past a forest.
Coming down, I see my mates over there—
no one bought it so I’ll land okay.
Defend Norway from the evil Hun!

HUN 2

Our little biplanes stand at the edge of the ice lake
ready to launch to hit the Luftwaffe, Germany’s elite.
Wind blows down the valley whistling and singing
over our fragile planes. A flare goes up
and we rush to our planes, engines warmed up
by our trusty mechanics. Start up,
taxi over ice, bumpy ride but not too bad.
Just think a hundred and thirty metres of water
under us in the middle of our lake.
Power on, we head for the sky,
not a bad idea this ice lake runway.
Where an enemy target? Into the sky battle bound.
Clear blue hangs over us so real it looks false.
Past a valley, over another, see the Hun!
Time for battle in our biplane fighters!














HUN 3

No radar to see them, no Spitfires here.
A couple of observers sit on a mountain,
spot the Hun, get on the short-wave:
“Here they come!”                                                                                                                                                  I head for the enemy,
green crosses against a blue sky, white ground.
Don’t you know a Stuka is as fast as my kite?
So I, we, have to be quick. Dive down
get a Heinkel 111 in my sights,
fire my guns, turn away. A kill?
My mates follow me to get some hits,
time for another attack before they bomb
our frozen base. We got three that day
but lost two planes on the ground with five men
killed on our moonscape lake.
Move to a fresh bit, do it all again.

KAHLIA’S MISSION

All white moonshine heroine spectral gaze
of needle point stars lighting your way to holy city.
Streamlined like a wraith, as silent as the earth,
aviation fuel blood in your veins.
Calm pilot at your controls, autopilot plotting
your doomsday course to a target over the horizon.
One small bomb recessed under your white belly,
large destructive power for one million dead.
Back to their base gasses, atomised.
Not long now, digital clock ticks away the start
of Kahlia Akasha’s nuclear bomb
run on an innocent holy Iranian city, Isfahan.
What price World War 3?
No innocents on a planet of guilty people.

 

 

 

 

 

 







 


THEY WERE

They were boys going over the top to die
in their tens of thousands in the mud of the Somme.
Nazi youth best in the world bar none,
proved wrong over wide steppes of Mother Russia.
Hurricane pilots fighting Japan over Ceylon, Burma and Imphal,
lost pilots barely 21 made men in lonely cockpits.
Red Chinese boys laid bare bone bloody
against Yankee lines, human wave failure.
In the jungles of Nam stoned Americans kill
more yellow men and women, want their youth
back more time to do drugs without time taken up by killing.
Falklands calling, Malvinas battle boys to men
8,000 miles from home, for Britain left many behind, last colonial war.
Desert combat, boys to men now highly skilled killers
for oil and the engine. Today, where will it be next?
War calling more boys to be men, to quietly die
in combat or call for their mothers.
Fate will tell – now we wonder.
Boys finish school, part of the lottery of death crying
for more soldiers and innocents to die in death.


Thursday, 12 February 2015

TAKE IT IN YOUR STRIDE A SERIES OF EROTIC ADULT STORIES BY NICK ARMBRISTER

TAKE IT IN YOUR STRIDE
A SERIES OF EROTIC ADULT STORIES BY
NICK ARMBRISTER
Joe was a builder with a decade in the building game, he owned a house that he’d completely done up, renovating the derelict property from top to bottom. It was here the couple had many fun times, together and with other men. Joe had a small tattoo of a toad on his left arm; he was once in a motorbike gang but left it after falling out with the members. When they found out he was gay, it didn’t go down too well and they gave him an ultimatum; leave or face the consequences. It was around this time Joe met Lincoln when he was working on a mosque, installing the windows and doors. The Asians paid top dollar and Joe was a good reliable worker who never missed a deadline. It was his stern gaze that spotted a nice fit Asian lad who was looking over. Not a rude stare but one of curiosity. Stepping down his step ladders, Joe approached the big body builder and announced, “Hey brother, I’m Joe, a builder who is working on your mosque. Say, you’re a big boy aren’t you? What can you bench press, three hundred pounds?”
“Hey man, nice to meet you. You’re doing a good job. My cousin and brother were right when they said you did a good job, that window you just installed is perfectly straight. And yes I can lift three hundred pounds, my record is three two five,” replied Lincoln. He added, “I’m Lincoln. Please call me Linc.”
“Alright man, Linc it is. Lincoln sounds a bit posh. Myself I don’t work out, my job keeps me fit as you can see. I carry a bit of weight but its fine,” smiled Joe, his brown eyes sparkling. He wondered about his new friend.
“My father worked for the British in India and Pakistan, he gave me a British name. You’re Joe, right?” commented Linc.
“Yes, Joe. Hey, I was just wondering are you gay? Please don’t take it the wrong way, I don’t want to fall out with you,” asked Joe, feeling relieved when he said it.
“I am actually. How did you know?” confirmed the Asian man. His black eyes were deep and full of intelligence. He held Joe’s gaze.
Looking away, Joe remained silent for a minute and then finally said, “Just call it a sixth sense. I’m glad you weren’t funny with me over it.”
“No man, it’s cool. Hey, if you’ve got a spare half an hour, I’ll take you to where I work. You’ll be surprised at my job,” said Linc grinning.
“Well...I still have to seal and fit one last window but I guess missing half an hour would be fine. Yes I’d like to see where you work. Is it at the gym?” he asked the other who just grinned.
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Lincoln trimmed some flowers and neatly arranged them; he daydreamed of the time he had brought his new English friend (and very soon boyfriend) into this very shop. How both had kissed amongst the flower displays, feeling the scent of a dozen summer blossoms waft over them, falling in love with a man who he wasn’t meant to be friends with; never mind being gay. His family still didn’t know he was gay so he kept it secret and told no one but his new kindred spirit, now two years later both men were engaged but only Joe wore a ring. Linc didn’t due to his family background and religion; it was what was in the heart that mattered. I love you big boy, he thought moving his hand down to his crotch. His fingers drummed a rhythm on his cock bringing sensation to his private parts, soon a feeling filled his entire body and he stopped preparing the flowers and masturbated.
His cock was hard, bulging through his jogging trousers. Walking to the toilet in the back room Lincoln closed the door and popped his big member out, it sprang forth all eight inches of Asian meet. Holding it with one hand and steadying himself against the wall with the other, he wanked himself off thinking of Joe sucking his cock. Of what Joe looked like in his rough sweaty work gear, of a nice quick fuck on the job; how nice would that be!