Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series Two by Jimmy Boom Semtex

"Well, Mr Ad Man, I think either name is fine. But Fire Extinguisher Man is sexier and had hidden potential. Lots of it," Jane flirted. "Hidden till I rip your lumberjack shirt off. We'll make a woodcutter out of you yet."

"Try me out for size," the meaning of life/ad man/would be woodcutter laughed. It was his opening, his opportunity to shine. He effortlessly undid his belt and jeans allowing his jeans to go south. Then his boxers. The advantage stood tall and proud like an Giant Redwood. There would be no felling this tree.

"By all that is holy, look at the size of your fucking dick!" Jane was in awe. She bent down and looked closely at the surreal love muscle.

"That's my advantage baby. Do you want to test it out?" Fire Extinguisher Man replied. He twitched it up and down.

"Well, seeing as you're here and have your big dick out, yes. Yes, why not? We can go into the woods over there," the woodcutter pointed to the trees. The cover was excellent. No one would see them.

"Come on then," the gigolo nodded. He led the way, walking oddly. His trousers and underwear were round his ankles! Jane burst out laughing. Fire Extinguisher Man's dick bounced up and down. It was too much for Jane. She laughed till she cried, following Fire Extinguisher Man off the bridge to the trees. It was a crazy sight.

"Consider the ice well and truly broken," Jane said, wiping tears from her cheeks. She giggled again and looked down at the half naked man next to her. Shaking her head, she added, "And it's black. God damn!"

"Glad it is. It's good to get introductions over. Yes, my cock is black, well spotted." The last sentence brought more school girl giggles from the middle age woman. Fire Extinguisher Man wanked his knob a few times.