It's Spanner Time

It's Spanner Time

The factory bullies were real fucking cunts. Solid gold motherfuckers. Being permanent staff, they felt they could do, and did, what they wanted. Their tongues were right up the boss' hairy arse.

There's only one thing worse than a brown tongued arse licker, a fucking bully. Safety in numbers, four against one. That's how it always was and will be. Four cunts picking on one quiet hard worker.

It's often the new boy or the agency worker who gets it. If being on a lower wage isn't enough, deal with the bullies.

Ignoring them might make them stop. Or it might not.

Report them to the boss. The very same boss whose arse they lick.

Take a Glock pistol into work and blow them away. You're on a multiple murder rap then.

None of those solutions will work. I suggest getting a set high quality stainless steel spanners. Put them under your shirt. Allow the bullies to bully you.

Show you're upset then take out a 22MM spanner and smash them the fuck up. When each is on the floor unconscious, take out your duct tape. Secure their mouth, legs and feet.

Then pull down their jeans and shove large size spanners up their skinny butts. Give them a few kicks with your steel tipped boots for good measure. Justice is done.

To deter them, leave a note saying, Bully me again, I really will fucking Glock you. Be nice to people. You set of cunts.