Zom Zom

Tap tap goes the shoe hammer onto the head of the zombie.                                                                   Zombie doesn't want his head caving in.                                                                                                  

He wants to be left alone to drink beer and party.                                                                       

Pity he forgot his M-16.                                                                                                            

Now half his head is missing and his green rotten brain drips to the floor.                          

Quick finish him off!                                                                                                        

Then you can drink the zombie's beer.                                                                                    

Be careful though.                                                                                                                

One in three pints are contaminated.                                                                                      

There's a chance you'll turn into a zombie.                                                                      

Then you'll get  shoe hammer in the head.