jimmy semtex new poem lol

Serial Bizarrists

There were two gay English chavs living in France.                                                                       
One was called Bill, the other Kev.                                                                                            
They liked to fuck about in a mad way.                                                                                          
For example, Kev loved being bitten by mosquitoes.                                                           
He got such a thrill from picking the bites.                                                                                      
The blood ran red in rivulets down his back.                                                                 
Then he wore a designer white shirt.                                                                                     
 It was a hideous look.                                                                                            
       
Bloody stains all over the expensive fabric.                                                                                
When he took Bill for a meal, people gawped in horror.                                                                    
Not just at Kev and his bitten body with ruined shirt.
                                                       
They stared at Bill and the way he walked.                                                                           
Or hopped. He only had one leg, the other was a stump.                                              
Ending below the knee.                                                                                                
Indoors, Kev was a stump sucker.                                                                                         
He sucked Bill's stump so erotically.                                                                                          
 Then Bill stump fucked Kev up his hairy English arse with his limb.                              
Lots of KY Gel helped gain traction.                                                                                         
It went in and out in a nice smooth homo-erotic movement.                                            
Kev was the real man, Bill was the bitch.                                                                                
So girly with his red hair, waxed chest and slim body.                                                
Together, they were the serial bizarrists.                                                                       
Keep an eye out for them in a gay bar near you.