Spud Gun

Do you ever feel like your life's a movie

with the song out of a music video where you don't get the girl?

What next in the game of life?

A cliché; we all get pissed.

Bit by bit my tattoo gaps close up.

I'm not a suited 25 year old.

I'm a partial suited 41er.

What are you?

A 0.5%er?

Riding a push bike into Essex.

You gonner!

Blip blip goes the toaster.

Boil me a beer.

Is it nice like you?

Riding a tank at dawn.

My dad drove one in Luxembourg to the bank to make a withdrawal.