Sunday, 30 September 2012

poems

FALSE GIRL
Just look at your false plastic boobs wobbling as you dance.                                                                        Not for me love.                                                                                                                                     Same as your false smile that tries to ensnare me by that lipstick cavorting grin.                                             A false fake.                                                                                                                                                Not for me, your eyes don't smile.                                                                                                           
What a lie.                                                                                                                                                       
Next is your fake tan looking orange under the bar light, made for the disposable society you inhabit.                                                                                                                                                          
Who an earth would like you?                                                                                                                         A similar fake chavvy guy?                                                                                                                             On and on you fakely go, sending a glare at the real women who are a threat and don't have fake peroxide hair that looks false.                                                                                                           Your blond false hair says you're a bimbo.                                                                                                                 
What next?                                                                                                                                                     
Your false dress maybe?                                                                                                                                        If that was on some guy’s bedroom floor, would we see nip and tuck going with your Botox?



BACK O' PUB
We went into the pub's beer garden to see the illegal vodka factory run by Eastern Europeans.                                                                                                                                        We dance madly around their lorry and sing, "Give us a drink! We're parched like the Gobi Desert. Don't you know? We drank the pub dry? Vodka time."                                               
The Easties open the wagon side curtains and give out the booze.                                                              A one litre bottle each.                                                                                                                  We get it on and thank the Albanian and Hungarian gangster illegal immigrants for their Xylene flavoured vodka.                                                                                                                      
It's New Years Eve and we get it on big time.                                                                                     Excuse me while I pop into the truck's cab with my exotic lady and make love.                               Then we need more vodka.                                                                                                          Shame the bar is dry.                                                                                                                                               Oh my, we're so drunk...
SUK
When we were sixteen years age we did something mad,                                                                                             that we shouldn't have done.                                                                                                                         Our parents would have gone ballistic if they found out,                                                                                              you sucking my dick behind the garages at Moorside.                                                                                                      We would have been separated and sent to different schools.                                                                                        Your mum going mad, my dad beating me up.                                                                                                             Accusing us of being idiots,                                                                                                                                    not being able to grasp what we were doing.                                                                                                  That we're just fucking kids!                                                                                                                       
We never got caught and met each day from aged sixteen.                                                                            How many times did you gobble my cock?                                                                                                 Minus weekends and holidays.                                                                                                        
Hundreds of times before we reached adult age, eighteen.                                                                                                   
Being stopped would have changed our lives forever.                                                                                          
As it was, our days went by and we met behind the garages doing our thing.                                        Your hot moist lush lips on my big dick.                                                                                                                   Right through our teens,                                                                                                                                   into our twenties and thirties.                                                                                                                                     Stopping by the garage,                                                                                                                              each day for you to suck my pecker.                                                                                                                                      
We both have real history, past our marriages and families.                                                                       One day I'll see your pussy and lick you out.                                                                                                   Then give you a baby or two;                                                                                                                            I’ll leave my wife and you leave your man.                                                                                                            Then we’ll be totally together,                                                                                                                                 more than twenty odd years of blow jobs bring us to this point.

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Enjoy Socket

Enjoy Socket

I really fucking love the feeling of having a tooth pulled out.
A certain degree of magnitude, my numbed gum giving a sublime sensation.
Corkscrew my tooth out of my jaw, bit by bit leaving its socket.
No more bloody stump sucker.

Jab me up mother fucker, fuck a duck!
The injection behind my tooth hurt like fuck.
Nearly went thru the fucking ceiling.

This was after I bossed my mate's wife about, now my dental nurse,
ordering her to get me the numbing cream to numb my gum before the jabs.
Tooth butcher only numbed the front of my gum.

And yes, I'd bend her over backwards and pound her from behind.
Hot little dental nurse, gagging for a shag.
Shame she's not a swinger like the other guy we both know.

Get my rocks off while my teeth get pulled,
numbed up numb nuts fucking off my head.
Old red end up my dental nurse, her colleagues all get a go.

Equal opportunities here.

Give my some implants so we can do it all again.
Tooth pull and fuck like a duck, what an earth next?

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Old Skool

Old Skool

We went to your old school,
in an area where crime is rife and drug dealers think they rule the streets.
What do you think when you see your old school?
Are your memories good or bad?
Were you bullied like me? Or have lots of friends?
Do you want to go back in time and spend a day in your school,
in your favourite lesson?
If so, what lesson?
Academic or physical or both?
Have you made something of your life based on your schooling?
When we met I was impressed by you,
I think you've done well my friend.

Monday, 24 September 2012

Unjustified Cunts

Unjustified Cunts

How the fuck can you robbing bastards justify your fucking dental charges?
You bastards know I'm in a minimum wage job, one step better than the dole.
£48 for a broken tooth to be pulled and £209 for bridge.
Gold digger dentist bastards are richer than doctors and vets.
No need for back hander’s here.

My tooth snapped when I ate a fucking Hoola Hoop crisp.
Wanna sue them and the fucking dentist, all a set of cunts!

Walk in centre won't do my filling for £17.50 like my mate's cos I'm registered with a gold digging dentist twat. The walk in centre are wankers, bitch who works there is a real spiteful cow. Up her own arse, just like the dentists. Click click click.

I'm only going to the tooth butcher to have my broken fucking tooth pulled out, not a gold crown! Hope the dental nurse is fit. I'll fuck her doggy style on the dentist chair after tooth time. Get something back for my cash.

Don't you tossers know that I've got new plane tattoos to have? I enjoyed being a stump sucker till it hurt, you robbing cunts. You’re all the best milkers of dogs in the fucking world, you silver bastards!

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Met

Met

When we met it was shattering, she lost her dad and I consoled her. She listened to my life of woe. What will we be like together when we meet?
Out of today will come, hopefully, a new tomorrow. Will it bring a harvest of peace or a whirlwind of famine? Like 2 moths we were drawn to each other, the question is who is the flame? You... you burnt off my wings and down to earth I fell, not a chance in hell to survive. You claimed another victim...