Tuesday, 24 February 2015

new plane poem book no2 book/ebook poem/link

Sunny 8
Damn Yankee Mustang gonna be a real bastard and blow some Krauts outa the fucking sky. Try and stop me mother fuckers! 50cal gunning you down, got many of your kindred by my shells. Always escape with my life. No 109 or 190 ever came close to nailing me.

I'm not called Chuck Yeager! Hell no! I was in Zemke's Wolf Pack.
I died in a field near Mossley, England. No Nazi ever got me. Tell my loved ones it was the weather. Almost took my wingman with it, lost his wing tip when my bird went in. Bang! Gone.


Monday, 23 February 2015

red menace lol

Air Base 1602, Kamachatka Peninsula.

Alert jets stood on the concrete waiting for the order to scramble with pilots strapped into the cockpits, canopies down and power on. Four long sleek missiles hung under the silver aircraft, bare metal shining in the new spring sun. Two missiles per wing, two Infra-Red guided homing in on an enemies engine exhaust, balanced out by two Radar guided missiles homing onto metal reflected on the interceptor’s own radar. Like a torch in the night sky saying “I am here!”
Lead Pilot Sevinsky Tupelov checked his radio for the nth time. In his native Russian he spoke businesslike: “Red Bird Lead to tower, any new orders for us? Over.”
A reply was instantaneous. “No new orders yet, Red Bird Lead. All screens are clear. Keep vigilant and alert. If we have any new information we will contact you. Out.”
Three hours into the alert it happened – an intermittent blip on the Long Range radar screen. One sweep of the lazy radar arm – blip. Nothing for several seconds. Radar operator becoming aware, staring at his now blank screen, willing it to blip again and kill his boredom. Blip. Yes, there! Blip, blip, blip. A solid skin paint passing extreme range coming into the radars eye, an all-seeing Type 21 “Light Top” Long Range Search Radar, at a range of two hundred and eight miles. No given altitude yet. A couple more minutes and that information would be forthcoming. In the meantime:
“Radar Station North at Air Base 1602 to Command. We have an unknown contact estimated speed four hundred miles an hour on a bearing of 150 degrees at extreme range. No given height yet. Standby for that information Command. Over.” People came to life and computers absorbed data from the unseen contact seen by the Long Range radar. Men trained in the science of air defence did their jobs – they were the best. A chain of events started that couldn’t be stopped. Human nature and human error would lead to catastrophe – it was a sign of the times.
“Command to Radar Station North, observe contact and keep reporting bearing and height information when you get it. If the target comes to within one hundred and fifty miles, scramble your alert jets. Your orders are to identify and classify. Out.” The Command centre located two hundred miles north of the airbase issued their orders.
“Okay, Command, will do. Standby for new range information.” Checking his green screen for several seconds and taking in the numbers, the operator replied: “Target is now one hundred and ninety four miles still on the same heading and at the same speed. Height is now thirty six thousand feet. Over.”
Moving closer to them the bogey headed through the clear blue cloudless sky. A snow-covered landscape evened out this beautiful view, idyllic in itself – a distraction of what would later happen.
“Okay Radar Station North, try to communicate verbally with the unidentified aircraft. It might be an American spy plane. We need to identify this. Out.”
Peering at his scope the Long Range Radar Controller picked up his intercom link and contacted his superior officer in Command. “Captain, this is Sergeant Valeri. I have picked up a Long Range contact on radar at 150 degrees, speed four hundred, height thirty six thousand. The target is unidentified, repeat unidentified. I have contacted Air Defence Control and have been ordered to scramble the alert planes when the target crosses one hundred and fifty miles distance from our base.”
“Keep reading off the range, height, speed and bearing. Inform Control every ten miles and also myself. Presently I will pass target spotting to the Medium Range Controller. Good work Sergeant Valeri.”

In the alert interceptors Lead Pilot Tupelov fidgeted against his tight seat straps. Thoughts of his coming leave distracted him from his duties: no more snowy wastes, no more twenty four hour alert duties, twelve spent in this cramped Sukhoi cockpit for his Motherland. A sharp radio call snapped him out of his daydream; instinct took over and he became all the professional. “Lead Pilot Tupelov, this is the Control Tower. We have an unidentified radar contact presently passing the one hundred and fifty mile line, the Point of No Return. Height is thirty six thousand feet, bearing one five zero degrees, speed four hundred miles an hour. Your orders are to scramble with Red Bird Two and to identify and to escort the intruder out of our airspace. If the target doesn’t comply your orders are to fire warning shots and to destroy it if it doesn’t comply. Over.”
“Okay. Lead Pilot Tupelov and Wingman Ivan will comply. Out.”
In the radar complex all verbal orders for the target to identify itself remained unanswered. Was it a deliberate ploy or a grave error? On the runway both Sukhoi Su­20 “Flagon” alert interceptors started the engines and finished their cockpit checks. Taxiing out to the runway orders were exchanged and followed. Lighting the afterburners for take off, the morning was shattered by four sheets of flame pushing the silver fighters down the concrete and into the sky. Red stars on their flanks showed up ominously as the jets climbed up into the blue sky, arcing out to sea towards the intruder. Missiles were armed and radars activated from standby mode. The race was on.
Coming out of afterburner to save fuel with speed at six hundred knots, both huge Sukhoi jets increased height leaving their base behind them on the receding coastline. Passing thirty five thousand feet after three minutes of climb they slowed the climb as they came to the intruders altitude. Both “Spin Scan” radars in the interceptors nose stayed blank; their search range was only eighty kilometres with a lock on range of fifty in good conditions. Old radars using vacuum tubes took some careful handling to work properly. Here in the clear air at altitude with no weather to confuse the radar or ground clutter to give false echoes, conditions couldn’t be better. It would be less than a minute when they acquired the target at roughly fifty miles distance; that would run down to thirty miles lock on when the radar could guide a missile successfully. Radar seekers in the missile would seek out the enemy and obliterate it. Trying his Infra-Red Search and Track sensor to find the target, Tupelov grumbled to himself when his screen remained blank. He knew he was out of range and a head-on intercept had the least probability of success. A tail chase would be best suited due to the heat of the engines but precious fuel would be used to overhaul the target plane. This intercept profile was a head-on one, so Ground Radar guided them to the target. Commands came through Tupelov’s headphones that he relayed to his wingman, but he would be able to find the enemy anyhow due to his experience and it being daylight and clear weather.
On the ground tension mounted. This had never happened before for all intruders had turned away of their own accord or been escorted by the interceptors at a range little less than 200 miles. This was much closer – it was different. It must be an American spy plane, one of their modified Boeing airliners full of listening gear and cameras and God knows what to monitor Soviet radars and communications in the area. Could it be a bomber, one of the dangerous B-52’s armed with nuclear bombs? What if it was a rogue pilot on a one-way doomsday mission, intent on starting a Third World War? His training quickly stopped him from second-guessing. Procedures had to be followed. If the alert fighters failed then ground-based missiles would be armed and turned towards the distant target until forty miles away, then launched. A last minute insurance policy for one could never be too sure. Mother Russia needed to be protected from the enemy Capitalists.
There! At a search range of fifty-three miles the “Spin Scan” radar of Red Bird Two painted the target, not a faint paint like the Long Range radar had picked up before but a firm image. It must be a large aircraft! “Red Bird Two to Red Bird Leader. I have picked up a contact off our nose at fifty-three miles. Do you have it yet? Over.”
“Aaah, no Red Bird Two, don’t have it on my scope yet. What heading is it on?”
“Off our nose now passing fifty miles. Heading is five degrees off our track. Over.”
“I have it now, Red Bird Two, I have him on my scope. Stick close and be observant. I will contact Ground Control for further instructions. Out.”
Distance counted down on radar displays, in computer banks, in people’s heads. A faint contrail became visible at thirty kilometres, a delicate thread of white gossamer trailing behind the target. Frozen water droplets from the engine’s exhaust. Their own contrails would soon be visible from their smaller Sukhoi jets, both of which would still be smaller than whatever they were intercepting. This was a large target. Infra-Red sensors picked up a faint heat trace but not enough for a firing solution. No problem, the radar moved into Lock On mode. Tupelov’s gloved hands moved over controls establishing the Lock On for the Radar guided missiles, two on each Sukhoi. If launched now these deadly AA-6 “Anab” medium range missiles would speed towards their enemy at a speed of Mach 3 and kill it. Unless decoyed by large amounts of chaff or by electronic jamming. The Infra Red guided missiles picked up a heat trace at a head-on distance at fifteen kilometres, half of the thirty of their Radar Guided brothers.
Shooting through the sky like a pair of predators on the hunt, the merge began – a silver airplane came into blue streaming a large contrail. Big, fat, with four engines. A Boeing of some kind
“There he is, there he is! Come round and circle him. Take up position on his starboard wing. I’ll take the port and attempt to see if they visually acquire us.” In his excitement Lead Pilot Tupelov forgot to use the correct terminology for his wingman. It didn’t matter – the message passed from fighter to fighter.
“Yes I see him Red Bird Lead. Will formate to starboard on him. Out.” Arcing round and joining formation both silver red starred jets joined the Boeing in a textbook formation, studying the target plane for many seconds, gathering information. Tupelov used his training to do his duty; he checked his throttle settings, opened his airbrakes slightly and moved his stick to waggle his wings. Then flashed his landing lights in broad daylight – a useless act? And again, rock his wings, the lights. No reply. Time for a radio call.

“Unidentified aircraft, you are in restricted airspace. Identify yourself and prepare to follow us. Over.”

Sunday, 22 February 2015

Gothic Sunrise by Jimmy Boom Semtex Copyright 2014 Jimmy Boom Semtex. All rights reserved. ISBN: 978-1-291-91419-1

Gothic Sunrise by Jimmy Boom Semtex
Copyright 2014 Jimmy Boom Semtex. All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-291-91419-1

The main club in Renford where the alternative people went was called Gothic Night; other smaller clubs dotted the locality like Hell’s Gate, Sinister and Lucifer’s Place. Pubs and bars also occupied spaces on these dark streets, notorious places like Dead Central, Standing Stones and Zombie Palace. The Goths and heavy metal people bought their leather jackets, leather combat trousers, silver jewellery and other clothes from the underground market called Satan’s Armpit. It catered for the 'underground culture'. This had over three dozen stalls and shops, people dealing in exotic things, sex for sale, massage parlours, two tattooists and much more besides, to cater for the desires of an alternative population in this part of town.
These places never went out of business, cash wasn’t exchanged but items were still “sold” for things like unwanted jewellery, tour t-shirts (very rare and old), certain personal favours and for skills offered. A silver ring could be “bought” for a semi precious stone found in the mountains or a four pack of strong locally brewed beer for a CD from one of the underground (not underground as in the market, more like cult) bands that frequented the area. A thriving little community lived and breathed in the northern area of Renford giving the people some semblance of a normal life and the town a nice little subculture that was both feared and respected.
Some of the characters were: Denise, a middle aged a Goth who was full of tattoos showing all manner of shocking things. She had jet-black hair and a full figure that was accentuated in her tight black leather dress she always wore. What she did for a living was debatable. Then there was Jason who was in his thirties, a Goth guy who wore old gothic tour tops from when the original bands toured so long ago. His tops were worth a fortune but no one dared try and take them, Jason could handle himself with some little known Eastern Martial Arts. He was a musician and a writer amongst other things. Craig ran a shop selling old coins and dog eared postcards from a basement in the dark part of town; he was a fifty something Goth who knew everyone and their business. He helped many a person who had a problem and had contacts up and down the country, even in the occupied areas. Sandra was a widow from cancer that stole her dear husband when he was just twenty-two years old. They had just been married a year and she always had his photo on her and her flat was a shrine to him and what could have been. She specialised in painting artwork on the back of leather jackets and other art genres. Sandra was very pretty but chose to remain a widow and never love again; sex was a different matter though. Another character was Rolo because he was the biggest Goth in Renford, weighing in at twenty-eight stone and standing seven foot two. He was shaped like a guinea pig standing on its back two legs; he had a prodigious appetite and ate anything including live rats. He worked as security for various clients in the alternative quarter of town and as a minder when bands were on tour in the area. These were just a selection of some of the people who inhabited the gothic part of Renford; different parts of town had other characters that were equally interesting.

Saturday, 21 February 2015

my selda-dos review and ode to laluna info...

I'm a fan of live music, alternative stuff like metal, goth and much more. I'd like to share a venue and band with you. I've spent several good nights there seeing the band live along with other groups. Read on if you want to know more...

In their own words: A one-stop music hub offering a lifetime imprisonment of music!

Selda-Dos
Selda-Dos is a pub/bar/live music venue in Quezon City, Metro Manila area, run by Selena Moon. It's a new venue with varied music nights where music like rock, acoustic and metal is played to a live audience. An example is the Acoustic Indie night held on a Tuesday. Open mic events are also held. Many local and international bands gig there to a packed audience. Sound and light systems are excellent, giving the audience clear music. When live music isn't on, a PA system plays a variety of metal and rock music.
A unique prison type theme resounds through Selda-Dos. This includes cells, complete with bunk/table/chairs for 'inmates' eating their 'last meal', served by orange jump suited staff, before facing the 'electric chair' and a 'height chart' for 'suspects' to be photographed against. A simple but strangely very effective theme for a venue. If you've ever served time or done bird, be warned. The setting is both real and authentic. Of course, entertainment and a fun filled evening is a must. You may leave your mark by marker penning your name on the cell wall. With permission of course. A security guard gives discreet but effective security.

Drinks
Being a bar, Selda-Dos serves a wide range of drinks and food. For example, single bottles of San Mig, Pale Pilsen, Red Horse or Super Dry beer are on sale or buckets. A beer tower is P300. Spirits like vodka cost P50 a shot. Bottles of cola are on sale for non-drinkers. Happy Hour is 7-10PM Monday-Sunday. On some promo nights a free drink is included in the entrance cost. One example is for a Penalty (cost) P75 entry/drink at the Alternative Rock and Blues Behind Bars night. Some shots are on offer too. All prices, including food, are great value.

Food
Meals include starters to main courses and desserts. The menu is long and varied with for example Oxo Gang Pasta with names like Tuyo Will Die. The Murdered Burger is aptly named. Other food is called Robbery, Fraud and Arson. Sausages are of note with Prison Angel Sausage being one example. All the staff are highly trained, professional and courteous. Food is served quickly and arrives hot.

Getting There
To get to Selda-Dos, there are various ways from taxi to jeepney. Google Maps gives an effective route planner there from your location. Other bars nearby give varied evening.

Contact Details

Telephone:  0916 259 5250
Address: Selda-Dos, Visayas Avenue, Tandang Sora, Quezon City, Metro Manila, Philippines.

Ode To LaLuna (OTLL)
One band that plays Selda-Dos is Ode To LaLuna (OTLL). Five members make up this band. Members are: Yue - Drums, Iah - Guitars, Sin - Bass, Selene - Keyboards and Ishtar - Vocals. People need to know what a band sounds like and music wise they are Goth/Dark/Symphonic Metal/Heavy Metal. But those are labels. Talking of labels, OTLL are on Inner Circle Production record label. Make up your own minds and enjoy their songs, as I do. OTLL is an excellent band of talented members. They can be booked for gigs, functions, weddings (they gigged my wedding) and more.

Music includes their own songs off an album, Moonbreak, or their new forthcoming release which is out soon. The greatly moon inspires the band and their music. Various cover versions are in their repertoire including Lacuna Coil through Metallica and Paramore much more.

Promotions
Various promos will take place in 2015, for example Alternative Rock and Blues Behind Bars night. A promo on production events, special occasions and VIP/function room reservation with new affordable rates is available. To also collaborate with Selda-Dos on production events, call 0915-4335264 or 0915-2595250.

Selda-Dos Recording Studio
A 2nd floor recording studio is available to hire. With the Early Rehearsal Jammers Promo, it's for hire P160 per hour from 3-7PM daily.
Location: 389 2nd Floor, Dona Ignacia Building, Visayas Ave Ext, Tandang Sora,

Quezon City.
Telephone: 0977 199 6460 for queries and bookings.

Fire Extinguisher Man book 1 jimmy boom semtex

Fire Extinguisher Man book 1 jimmy boom semtex

Her husband wouldn't be home for six to eight hours yet. There was an ocean of time in those hours. Forever in fact. And they'd use that time, like an explorer used his years of wandering to find new lands. And that changed the known world, just as this changed Mel's world. A line had been crossed, no going back. What would her lady friends think? One had supported her on her idea to answer the ad.
Fire Extinguisher Man removed her underwear and carefully placed it on the coffee table. He looked at her; she was perfect. Looking like the lady singer in Paramore. Unlike her, Mel was accessible and sat upon Fire Extinguisher Man's lap. He shifted position so she could see his 'advantage'; it slowly grew in size as he became aroused. She gasped.
"Oh my fucking God!" Mel exclaimed. She peered closer. "It's huge. Your cock is fucking huge!"
"Yes, I know. Twelve inches of it," Fire Extinguisher Man said.

Eternal Happenings

Eternal Happenings

Oh how my dreams wandered far and wide, not knowing why. Till I caught a hint of something more than nothing. A faint fragment of crystal caught in the eye of a woman, where? Existing or caught in the ether? Faraway and none existent?

Then I woke up, no; I never slept that night. Yes, no sleep then. Hindered by that, guided by 'something', unsure of what. My Pagan Goddess as my co-pilot? Showing me the way to where you are. That took time. A long time.

Longer than far off continents being formed. Longer than painting the clouds in the sky. Longer than melting candle wax to make the moon. Longer than her fingers performing magic, making the stars. Longer than...

Then I was there, by your side. There I've remained, through the seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years. Lifetimes and forever will be added to that. Legend says we must seek our other half. Do we?


I have found the answer to my great eternal mystery. What I have looked for all these decades. That answer is simple. Do you know what it is? The answer is you, my dear wife. No more searching or yearning for you, my Carole.

Friday, 20 February 2015

Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series Three

Get ready for book 3! Fire Extinguisher Man is back, an ex fireman, who now has the perfect job. He's a gigolo for hire. The best lover, a trained counselor, he's perfect company for the ladies. Join him in five stories with wives and women who want real action. A mother and daughter out jogging experience more than a run. See what they get up to. A lady called Tanya exchanges some raunchy messages with Fire Extinguisher Man. What do they say? And meet Victoria, a happily married woman. She wants some secret fun. Other stories aren't what is expected. Do you want to find out? This is Jimmy Boom Semtex's new erotic short story series. Over 18s only. Prepare for action ladies. Husbands watch out! Fire Extinguisher Man is on the prowl.http://www.lulu.com/shop/jimmy-boom-semtex/fire-extinguisher-man-erotic-stories-series-three/ebook/product-22052768.html